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在钢筋水泥浇筑的纽约哈莱姆区深处 Deep in the concrete canyons of Harlem, New York
哈莱姆区 纽约的黑人住宅区
坐落着一个球场 stands a basketball court
在那球星众多 星光熠熠 where the legends of the game are born.
洛克公园篮球场
即是洛克公园球场 Rucker Park.
在这没有硝烟的战场上 Between the lines of this battleground,
一批又一批的街头篮球员名声大噪 随即又泯然众人 a great many tales of warriors have come and gone.
唯独一位球员 But there was one player
他的名声经久不衰 whose talent soared far above the rest.
他的名字便是 德鲁大叔 His name, Uncle Drew.
-打得好 -难以置信 - So good. - Incredible.
史蒂夫·纳什 NBA生涯:1996-2014 加拿大籍篮球运动员 巅峰期曾效力于NBA太阳队 两届常规赛MVP得主
迪肯贝·穆托姆博 NBA生涯:1991-2009 刚果裔美国职业篮球运动员 NBA名人堂球员
好到发指的那种好 Like, scary good.
史蒂夫·纳什 NBA生涯:1996-2014 加拿大籍篮球运动员 巅峰期曾效力于NBA太阳队 两届常规赛MVP得主
-压制全场 -危险至极 - Dominating. - Dangerous.
里克·巴里 NBA生涯:1965-1967 1972-1980 带领勇士队拿下NBA总冠军以及总决赛MVP NBA名人堂球员 入选NBA50大巨星 他是唯一一位在NCAA，NBA，ABA 三项赛事中都获得"得分王"称号的球员
比尔·沃尔顿 NBA生涯:1974-1988 他是同时获得最佳第六人 和常规赛MVP的唯一一人 NBA名人堂球员 入选NBA50大巨星
乔治·格文 NBA生涯:1976-1986 外号"冰人" NBA四届得分王 九届全明星
-人上人 -疯子一个 - Best of the best. - Bananas.
大卫·罗宾逊 NBA生涯:1989-2003 入选NBA50大巨星 NBA名人堂球员
我的意思是 他在球场上玩的那些技巧 I mean, you knew he just brought things to the game
"皮威"柯克兰 洛克公园传奇人物
人们压根没见识过 that the game had never seen before.
他改变了篮球的打法 Changed the face of basketball.
德鲁从出生起就让人觉得很危险 Drew been dangerous since birth.
杜克·探戈 洛克公园主持人
我老爹在七年级的时候跟他单挑过 My pops played him one-on-one in the seventh grade.
"大嘴"泽克·默里 洛克公园传奇人物
然后他晃得我老爹脚踝都折了 He broke my pop's ankle.
真事儿 体育老师给了他D等 True story. Gym teacher gave him a "D."
"大嘴"泽克·默里 洛克公园传奇人物
他在跟你对抗的时候 You know, he'll show you one trick,
"破坏者"乔·哈蒙德 洛克公园传奇人物
表面一套 然后又用另一套技巧打败你 then beat you with another trick.
"皮威"柯克兰 洛克公园传奇人物
别人跑掉了运动鞋也比不过他 只能摔得四仰八叉 Shakin' people's sneakers off. They fallin' out the trees.
迪肯贝·穆托姆博 NBA生涯:1991-2009 刚果裔美国职业篮球运动员 NBA名人堂球员
他是个球场上的恶人 He was a bad man.
史蒂夫·纳什 NBA生涯:1996-2014 加拿大籍篮球运动员 巅峰期曾效力于NBA太阳队 两届常规赛MVP得主
上半场他跑到对方篮筐下 He went to one end of the court,
"大嘴"泽克·默里 洛克公园传奇人物
来一记让灯光都黯淡的精彩扣篮 shot the lights out,
下半场他又跑到对方篮筐下 went to the other end of the court,
又来一记闪亮全场的扣篮 shot it back on again.
说真的 他不愧为NBA的标志 Man, he was good enough to be the logo.
杰里·韦斯特 NBA生涯(作为选手):1960-1974 湖人名宿 NBA总冠军 入选NBA50大巨星
等等 我以为NBA的标志是你 Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo.
杰里·韦斯特 NBA生涯(作为选手):1960-1974 湖人名宿 NBA总冠军 入选NBA50大巨星
其实是德鲁大叔 只不过他们把他的蓬发削了 It's actually Uncle Drew. They just shaved his afro off.
有一次 他跟"破坏者"单挑 One time, he took on "The Destroyer"
"手套"多米尼克·威利斯 洛克公园传奇人物
德鲁大叔只用自己的左手就把他打败了 and beat him only with his left hand.
等等 还有件事 And then, hold on. Wait for it.
"手套"多米尼克·威利斯 洛克公园传奇人物
他右手还拿着半个火腿三明治 With his right hand, he was eating a ham sandwich.
迪肯贝·穆托姆博 NBA生涯:1991-2009 刚果裔美国职业篮球运动员 NBA名人堂球员
还有人比德鲁大叔厉害吗? Was there anyone out there better than Uncle Drew?
随着他"三明治球手" With word of Sandwichgate
"周日脚踝终结者"两个绰号远扬 and Black Ankle Sunday both spreading like wildfire,
德鲁大叔和他童年的伙伴们 Uncle Drew and his childhood friends
一路高歌 拿下1968年第一届洛克街球比赛的冠军 shot to the top of the first Rucker Classic in '68.
但好景不长 胜利后的喜悦很快就破碎了 But it was not long before it all came crashing down.
肯定是因为 It had to be something
"皮威"柯克兰 洛克公园传奇人物
他和某个女人有什么暧昧关系 我们都心知肚明 concerning him and a female. We knew that.
德鲁大叔跟别人搞暧昧? 当然了 Uncle Drew and the ladies? Yeah.
"手套"多米尼克·威利斯 洛克公园传奇人物
传言说 德鲁大叔 Man, the rumor was Drew slept with
乔治·格文 NBA生涯:1976-1986 外号"冰人" NBA四届得分王 九届全明星
在决赛前一晚睡了他队友的女票 one of his teammate's girl the night before the finals.
比尔·沃尔顿 NBA生涯:1974-1988 他是同时获得最佳第六人 和常规赛MVP的唯一一人 NBA名人堂球员 入选NBA50大巨星
等到决赛那一天 And when it came time to play in the finals,
德鲁大叔等巨星未出现在洛克公园街篮赛决赛
他们压根没出现 they were all a complete and total no-show.
克里斯·穆林 NBA生涯:1985-2001 NBA名人堂球员
在那之后德鲁大叔仿佛人间蒸发了 And after that he just disappeared.
哈 莱 姆 报 德 鲁 大 叔 消 失
尽管洛克公园 Despite the mysterious disappearance
最伟大的球员神秘消失了 of its greatest player,
洛克公园的今天 "街篮者的麦加圣地"
这个闻名遐迩的公园依旧是 the fabled park is still the epicenter
整个街球宇宙的中心 of the streetball universe.
问题是 在今年的洛克公园街球赛 The question is, will this year's Rucker Classic
"接下来的洛克公园街篮比赛 将会充斥着闪耀整个街篮世界的巨星"
我们能否见证新一代的街球王? see the birth of a new playground legend?
把球给我 Give me that.
-唷 怎么了 -刚刚是哪一出? - Yo, what's up? - What was that?
有什么问题吗 马里奥能接球啊 Hey, what's the problem, man? Mario was open.
也许马里奥能接球 Maybe Mario was open,
也许不能 但 maybe he wasn't. But you know what
-你知道问题在哪吗 -什么? - the problem with that is? - Huh?
嘿 马里奥 我不知道你在干啥... Mario. Hey, I don't know what you doin'...
把耳朵堵上 Close your ears!
马里奥很傻 好吗 你看他那样 Mario is terrible. Okay? Look at him.
我刚刚告诉他一个大男人 叫他堵上耳朵 I just told a grown man to cover his ears,
-然后他居然照做了 -教练 你究竟想说什么 - and that's what he just did. - Coach, what are you saying?
拿球 卡斯帕 Grab the ball, Casper.
你是我的碧昂丝 好吗 You are my Beyonce. Okay?
碧昂丝? Beyonce?
你不像丹特 不像白人版丹特 不像"常客"杰夫 Not Dantay, not White Dantay, not Regular Jeff,
不像小个子梅尔文 不像小个子梅尔文的特技替身 not Little Melvin, not Little Melvin's stunt double.
他们只不过是"真命天子" Okay, they're just Destiny's Children.
你才是正版"真命天女" 你是我的Queen B You are the star. You are my Queen B.
-好吧 -让我们一起好好配合 - All right. - Let's make Lemonade, man.
打爆他们 Score the rock.
好 现在各位 听好 All right, now look here, everybody.
我只说一次 其他人都别投球 I'mma say this once. Nobody else shoot the ball.
只有卡斯帕能投 开始吧 Just Casper. Let's go.
达克斯·温斯洛 我是《扣篮》杂志的萨尔·马斯基拉 Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam Magazine.
-《扣篮》杂志啊 -没错 - Slam Magazine, huh? - Yes, sir.
你介意我把我们的采访谈话录音吗 You mind if I get a couple of sound bites?
还问我介不介意? 你应该先跟我说的啊 Do I mind? No, you shoulda been talking to me.
请问一个在富乐客上班的男人 How does a guy who works at Foot Locker
是怎么让卡斯帕·琼斯这样的猛兽 get a beast like Casper Jones
为他在洛克公园效力的 to play for him in Rucker Park?
惺惺相惜吧 他是最厉害的运动员 Game recognize game. He's the best player.
我是最好的教练 I'm the best coach.
我们一定会大获全胜的 We gonna take it all.
伙计 我告诉你啊 这位老兄太了不起了 I'm telling you, this dude is amazing, man.
把我和卡斯帕放在杂志封面上 Put me and Casper on the cover.
-你知道那是谁吧 -知道谁啊 - You know who that is, right? - Know who who is?
穆奇·巴斯啊 Who Mookie Bass is.
又名"那个长得像麦可莫的家伙" A.k.a. that Macklemore-lookin' dude
正在对你的财神爷抛媚眼呢 伙计 that's makin' eyes at your meal ticket, man.
妈的 他来这儿干什么 The hell is he doing here?
嘿 你好啊 小迪迪(谐音Dicks 鸡巴的意思 是穆奇对达克斯的戏称) Hey, what's up, Dix?
首先 你知道我的名字是达克斯 First of all, you know my name is Dax.
但是一根"达克斯"可没有实际意义啊 A "bag of Dax" don't make no sense.
什么啊 那是什么味道 What is that? What's that smell?
我是闻到了仇恨的味道吗 Is that a grudge?
你不会还因为我盖了你的帽而耿耿于怀吧 Are you still holdin' a grudge 'cause I blocked your shot?
我没有任何印象 I have no recollection
更不知道你在说些什么 or even know what you even talkin' about.
好吧 那就让我来提醒你一下 Okay, let me refresh your memory, then.
在你快要投进一个三分球的时候 You're about to hit a three-pointer.
不知道从哪儿冒出来一个白人男孩 Outta nowhere, a little white boy comes up...
啪 给你盖了个帽 我记得 好像是用我的胳肢窝吧 Bam! Blocked that shot, I think, with my armpit.
好吧 但我记得很清楚有个斯伯丁牌篮球在这里 Well, but I do remember, there was that Spalding...
你根本没跳那么高 差不多在胸口 You didn't even jump that high. So like nipple...
反正高度够我可以看到 It was high enough that I could see
你脸上的表情 你脸是这样的 your face like this. You were like...
好了 停下来 那不是 我没这样做过 Okay, stop! That's not... I didn't do that.
你们又在干啥 停 What are you doin'? Stop.
卡斯帕 再来一次 你们都得动起来啊 Casper, take it from the top. Do something, y'all.
防守啊 丹特们 自己想想 Defense, Dantays, figure it out.
卡斯帕·琼斯是吧 Casper Jones, huh?
你这家伙就不能给我留点儿私人空间吗 Could you just literally give me some space, man?
唷 但你看到这纹身了吧 就在这儿 Yo, you seen this tat though, right here?
这就是我给了你大盖帽并赢了比赛的那个纹身 That's the one where I blocked your shot and won the game.
然后这些才是真正有意义的纹身 And then these are the only ones that really matter.
砰 参加了九场洛克锦标赛拿了七次冠军 Bam! Seven of nine Rucker Championships.
但你别担心 小迪迪 But don't you worry, Dix.
我小弟弟的长度是够纹下一个的 I got plenty of length on my Dax for the next one.
我不关心 我对你的小弟弟不感兴趣 I don't care. I don't wanna hear about your man junk.
你说的这些有什么意义吗 Is there a point to all this?
是啊 我想我的意思是 Yeah, I guess my point is,
当你赢得的冠军记录 when you have a history of winning
和我一样多的时候 as many titles as I do,
像卡斯帕·琼斯这样的小可爱 cats like Casper Jones,
他们总会想办法来巴结你的 they have a way of gravitating towards you.
所以 后会有期吧 小迪迪 So I'll see you when I see you, Dix.
嘿 卡斯帕 过来一下 我跟你说两句 Hey, Casper. Hey, man, let me talk to you real quick.
-咋了 教练 -咱们挺好的是吧 - What's up, coach? - We good, right?
你懂的 我跟你之间 You know what I mean? Me and you.
-当然 咱们挺好的啊 -你现在有什么需要吗 - Yeah, we all right. - Do you need anything?
你知道什么酷毙了吗 刚出的乔11 You know what'd be dope? The new Space Jams.
那鞋帅呆了 也挺贵的 要225刀呢 They are amazing. They pretty expensive, like $225.
-但这鞋六到飞起啊 -是挺六的 - Straight fire, though. - They fire.
但你知道吗 But you know what?
我刚想了下 I just thought about it.
今天早上我把最后一双卖出去了 I sold the last pair this morning.
好消息是 再过一周半 The good news is, in another week and a half,
我们就有货了 我会专门给你留一双的 we get new stock, and I got a pair just for you.
-好 我喜欢 -是吗 你真的喜欢吗 - Okay. I like that. - Yeah. You like that?
是啊是啊 这样我们就更好了 Yeah, yeah, we all right.
我懂你的 好兄弟 那么我跟你 咱俩挺好的吧 I got you, brother. So it's me and you, we good?
-对啊 好到爆啊 -你跟我是一路的吧 - Yeah, we rollin'. - You with me.
-我的好朋友 我当然是跟你一路的 -永永远远 - I'm with you, dog. - Forever.
-永永远远 -达克斯和卡斯帕 - Forever. - Dax and Casper.
-是的 你是我好哥们 -那好吧 好哥们 我爱死你了 - Yeah, you my bro. - All right, man. I love you.
-我也爱你 哥们 -我们真的是好好的吧 - Love you, too, man. - We good, right?
是啊 这毫无疑问啊 好啦 Yeah, no doubt. All right.
好的 Cool.
不要担心了 达克斯 Don't worry, Dax.
圣文森特男孩收养所
不要担心了 达克斯 我们会给你找个好人家的 Don't worry, Dax. We'll find you a family.
-太好了 -现在好啦 - Yes. - All right!
我们会给你找个好人家的 We'll find you a family.
太棒了 Yes!
太棒啦 太牛啦 Yes! Yes!
哇哦 乔丹的动作太精彩了 Oh! What a move by Jordan!
乔丹动作 Jordan with the moves!
天啊 这灵感太妙了 Man, what an inspiration!
听听观众的欢呼 他们爱他 Just listen to the crowd! They love him!
他们爱他 They love him!
他们爱他 他们爱他 They love him! They love him!
好 Yes!
嗨 我们能和你一起组队吗 Yo, can we run with you?
太棒了 太棒了 Yes, yes.
不 No!
你应该坐在板凳上 You need to be on the bench!
-他太没用了 -你糟透了 达克斯 - He's worthless! - You suck, Dax!
-你该配个新眼镜了 -他太差了 - You need new glasses! - He's the worst!
你打的烂透了 You suck!
达克斯 这真的不能忍受 Dax, that was unbearable!
梦境片段... Dream sequence...
宝贝 你起的比有线电视更准点 Boy, you better than cable.
听着 你根本不明白好不好 Look, you wouldn't even understand, okay?
太难受了 It's terrible.
又梦到那个白人小孩 Dreamin' about that little white boy
把球从你手中拍出去了 slappin' that ball out your hand?
-现在我看起来怎么样 -你看起来很贵 - Now, how do I look? - You look expensive.
老天 你知道我的工资买不起古驰 Man, you know I can't afford Gucci on my salary.
当你和卡斯帕拿下洛克公园锦标赛的冠军 Which is why when you and Casper win the Rucker
并且拿到十万美元支票后 and the $100,000 check that come with it,
我们日子会好过的 we'll be just fine.
宝贝 我觉得十万块 Baby, I thought that 100K,
应该用来建立一个家庭 we was gonna use to start a family.
我想要台特斯拉 I want a Tesla.
在特斯拉里我看起来会特别可爱 I would look so cute in a Tesla.
并且我还要在这旁边放一块小屏幕 And I'd have the little screen on the side
我就可以这样 卟 卟 卟 卟 and then I could be like, "Boop, boop, boop, boop!"
然后我所有闺蜜们就会这样说 And all my homegirls gonna be like,
"快看杰丝在特斯拉里迷死他们" "Look at Jess killin' 'em in a Tesla."
好吧 我是说这听起来像 Well, I mean, this sounds like
一个非常 非常美的梦 a beautiful, beautiful dream and everything,
但是我怎么一次都没听到我的名字呢 but I didn't hear my name one time.
你可没说 "哦 我和达克斯在特斯拉里" You didn't say, "Oh, Dax was in the Tesla with me."
宝贝 你肯定也会在那里 Baby, you gonna be there, too.
我和你都会在那里 It's gonna be me and you,
并且我们会有一个快乐的大家庭 and we just gonna be one big happy family.
我喜欢 I love that.
好 那就不要让过去的那个白人小孩 Well, don't let the ghost of white boy past
吓得你得不到这笔钱 scare you out of gettin' this money.
你赢下这场比赛 赢下这笔钱 You win this game, and you win this money,
然后带回家 and bring it back home.
-我很有动力 宝贝 -哇哦 - I'm motivated, baby! - Whoo!
看 那就对了 这双鞋非常经典 Bam! That's right. These shoes right here are classic.
我昨晚穿了这双鞋 小家伙 I wore these shoes last night, little man,
然后我爆了个四双 and I had a quadruple-double.
-听着 -那就对了 - Look. - That's right.
虽然我不想说 但是他打的根本没那么好 I didn't want to say this, but he isn't even that good.
为什么你要这样说你的孩子 Why would you say that about your baby?
你是继母还是其他亲戚啊 Are you a stepmother or something?
-你是亲妈吗 -是 - You the real mother? - Yeah.
你不应该…… You shouldn't...
哦 你知道吗 Oh, you know something?
事实上 拉瑞 帮她选一下 Matter of fact, Larry, help her out.
-嗨 宝贝 -哦 嗨 美女 - Hey, baby. - Oh! Hey, girl!
我记得我们今天要去吃午餐 I thought we were goin' to lunch today.
是啊 我们是说要去吃午餐 You right. We supposed to have lunch.
好啊 我好饿 Yeah, I'm very hungry.
我逛街逛了一整天了 看 I been shoppin' all day. Look it.
我知道 看 帮我个忙 宝贝 给我点时间 I know. Look, do me a favor, babe. Just give me a second.
去看看鞋子或者其他东西 Just go look at some shoes or something.
他们进了新款的蕾哈娜联名鞋吗 Do they got them new RiRis?
不管是蕾哈娜 还是碧昂丝 你想要的联名款都在那里 RiRis, BeeBees, whoever you need, it's over there.
他们有吗 因为 你知道 Do they got 'em? Because, you know, I do not wanna
我只想在我能买蕾哈娜联名鞋的时候来购物 be shoppin' unless I can get them new RiRis.
因为她也是个野蛮人 'Cause she a savage, too.
你是个野蛮人但是你很好啊 You a savage and you fine.
-我很好吗 -对啊 - I'm fine? - Yeah.
哦 帅哥 你别说了 Well, boy, you better shut up.
去那里 看看那些蕾哈娜联名鞋 Over there, look at those RiRis,
你明白我的意思吧 我看见你了 嘘 you know what I mean? I see you, boo.
-她准备好了 -她准备好了 - She ready. Yeah! - She ready.
哦 你看见这里的蕾哈娜联名鞋了吗 Oh. Do you see the RiRis over here?
哟 我的主力 卡斯帕 怎么样 兄弟 Yo, my main man, Casper. What up, brother?
没什么事 达克斯 你怎么样 兄弟 What up, Dax? How you doin', man?
你就是正在书写的神话 传奇 The myth, the legend in the makin'.
等一下 Hold that thought.
朋友 我不明白 我以为这款已经没货了 Man, I'm confused. I thought these were out of stock.
兄弟 今天早上货车刚到 Bruh, the truck came this morning
然后进了新货 and dropped off a new stock of shoes.
我正打算告诉你呢 I was gonna call you.
所以你会给我们买咯 So you gonna hook us up, then?
你想让我给所有人买鞋? Oh, so you want me to get shoes for everybody.
所有人 Everybody.
这个人 还有那个人 This dude, and this guy...
你要是不买 还有很多人给... If you can't do it, I got plenty of people that...
我明白了 我给你买 I got you. I'mma take care of you,
还有你的整个小队 and your whole squad.
行啊 这样好多了 Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a lot better.
加上税 Taxes included.
再算上店员折扣 After I put in my employee discount,
我大概会被炒掉 which will probably get me fired...
一共833.50美金 The total is $833.50.
大家 这是达克斯请的 Everybody, it's on Dax.
所有人的鞋 都算在我身上 It's on... It's on Dax. Shoes for all y'all.
哦 嗨 卡斯帕 Oh, hey, Casper.
嗨 亲爱的 你怎么样 Oh, hey, baby, how you doin'?
挺好 你呢 Good, how you doin'?
哦 亲爱的 那可是咱们的财神爷啊 Oh, baby, that's our meal ticket right there.
哦 我的天 Oh, my goodness.
给你看看我在查房网上找到了什么 Let me show you what I found on Zillow.
一个特别棒的褐石居 I found a really cute brownstone.
两室 木板地 Two bedroom, hardwood floors...
交易取消 Transaction denied.
该死 Damn it!
-怎么了 发生什么了 -该什么死 - Excuse me, what's goin' on? - Damn what?
马蒂 别担心 Marty, don't worry about it.
哦 不 Aw, hell no.
如果 If the money for these shoes
买这些鞋的钱 that just magically flew out of here
在60秒内回不来的话 don't come up in 60 seconds,
你和肚腩小姐就去监狱吧 you and Miss Belly Out goin' to jail.
你在说什么 What the hell you talkin' about?
首先我没做错任何事 First off, I didn't do nothin' wrong,
所以我不会坐牢的 so I ain't goin' to jail.
但谢谢你注意到了我的肚子 But thank you for noticin' that my belly's out.
过来 过来 过来 Come here, come here, come here.
干什么 What?
刚刚出去的那个孩子 That kid that just left here...
他会永远改变我们的生活 He's gonna change our lives forever.
我要百分之五十 50 percent.
最多百分之四十九 I mean, at the most, I could do 49 percent.
你还有30秒 兄弟 You got 30 seconds, brother!
好吧 百分之五十 All right, 50 percent.
成交 Cool!
很高兴与你做生意 宝贝 It's nice doin' business with you, boo.
百分之五十 我得了百分之五十 50 percent. I'm gettin' 50 percent.
马蒂 你听见了吗 百分之五十 Marty, did you hear that? 50 percent.
哟哟哟哟 Yo, yo, yo, yo!
大家快看 新鲜出炉的队服 Look at this, man. Fresh off the presses, y'all.
哈莱姆男子篮球队 看见没 Harlem Money, you see that?
大家快看啊 Come on, y'all, look!
快过来拿你们的队服 Go grab your jersey, come on.
我不知道你还有钱买衣服 I didn't know you got money for second place.
你在这做什么 Hey, man, what the hell you doin' here?
你跟这个笨蛋解释一下 C狗 Why don't you enlighten this fool, C-Dawg?
-C狗? -我现在叫C狗 - C-Dawg? - I'm C-Dawg now.
新球队 新昵称 New team, new nickname.
-等一下 什么 -等一下 什么 - Wait, what? - Wait, what?
我只不过跟他说 That's what I said to him. I was like,
"C狗 你难道是想跟一个 "C-Dawg, don't you wanna be coached
长得像多彩巧克力豆 by a dude who looks like an M&M?
圆滚滚像个篮球 What about a dude who looks straight up like a basketball?
还像雪城大学的吉祥物的人一起训练吗?" Like a Syracuse Orange man."
为了进入锦标赛 I've spent my life savings
我花了毕生积蓄 just to get in this tournament.
我还得给我女朋友一半奖金 I gotta give my girlfriend half the winnings
不然她就跟我分手 or she's gonna leave me.
我坐了三次公交车和一次火车去取那些队服 I took three buses and a train just to pick up those jerseys.
那些乔丹鞋 老天 你不会知道我花了多少钱 Those Jordans, man! You know how much that cost me?
哟 顺便谢谢你的鞋 Yo, by the way, thank you for the kicks.
它们贵的上天 They are mad expensive.
我肯定不会买的 There was no way I was gonna buy 'em.
行了 小子们 去练习吧 All right, boys, let's roll.
你们回来 Come back here!
丹特 白人丹特呢 Dantay! Other Dantay!
-卡斯帕 把那双鞋子脱下来 -我留下这双了 - Casper, take off those shoes. - I'mma hold these.
听见了吗 卡斯帕 You hear me, Casper?
把那鞋子脱下来 Take off those shoes!
欢迎收看体育台一套为您带来的 And comin' in at number one
"非前十"节目 on SportsCenter's "Not Top Ten" list...
随着洛克公园50周年纪念赛的来临 With the Rucker 50 right around the corner,
在纽约城出现了一个小插曲 we have a meltdown from New York City.
正如你们所看到的 这个男人是一个教练 叫达克斯·温斯洛 I'm told the man you see here is a coach named Dax Winslow.
达克斯 有一个好消息 And, Dax, the good news is
你上电视了 坏消息是... you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is...
达克斯 Dax!
怎么了 亲爱的 我做错什么了 What's up, girl? What'd I do wrong now?
我有太多疑问了 I have so many questions.
你在地上打滚 You're rolling around on the ground,
就是为了把他们的鞋子 trying to take somebody's sneakers
从汗渍渍的脚上脱下来? off their sweaty feet?
这是你的队伍吗? 还是说他们真是你的队员? Is this your team? Are these even your players?
哦拜托 大哥 Come on, man!
达克斯 这里可是洛克公园 兄弟 放尊重点 Dax, this is Rucker, man. Have some respect.
去你妈的 斯科特·范佩尔特 Damn you, Scott Van Pelt!
把鞋子给我 卡斯帕 快点 Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now!
...在地上滚来滚去就跟条肥鱼似的 ...flopping around on the ground like fish.
一切都会变好的 好吗 Everything gonna be all right, okay?
我会想办法解决的 I'mma figure something out.
我不能继续下去了 I can't do this anymore.
什么? Excuse me?
你以为我是在指望着你吗? Do you think that I'm countin' on you?
当然不是 我指望的是卡斯帕 'Cause I'm not. No, I was counting on Casper.
然而你失去他了 你连这件事都做不好 And you lost him. You can't even do that right.
进去把你东西都收拾了 然后走人 Go in there, pack your stuff up, and leave.
你不能从我们的房子里把我赶出去 You can't just kick me out our house.
这是我的房子 This is my apartment.
你还记得你最后一次交房租是什么时候吗? Do you even remember the last time you paid rent?
拜托 每周二的玉米卷 是谁花两美元买的 Okay, every Taco Tuesday, who buy the $2 tacos?
没人在乎他妈的玉米卷 Don't nobody care about no damn tacos!
行 我付的水费 Okay, I paid the water bill
-虽然就一次 -从我家滚出去 - that one time. - Get out my house!
杰丝 我无处可去 你知道吗 Jess, I ain't got nowhere to go. You know?
我没有家人 直到我遇见你 I didn't have no family. And then I met you.
是你让我进来 你改变了我的生活 And you took me in. And you changed my life.
宝贝 我们一起住在这里 你是我的一切 Baby, we in this together. You're my everything.
求求你让我住在这里 我会想办法解决这件事的 Please, just let me stay here and figure things out.
嘿 别把我的包带走 蠢货 Hey! Don't leave with my bag, fool.
那我应该把我的东西装在哪里 Where I'm supposed to put my stuff?
怎么来的怎么走 Leave with what you came with!
行 我把这个蠢赝品还给你 Fine, I'll give you back your stupid, fake bag.
它不蠢 你才蠢 It's not stupid, you stupid.
我的包都比你聪明 My bag is smarter than you!
把鞋子给我 Give my shoes back!
这里可是洛克公园 兄弟 This is Rucker, man.
你应该放尊重点 You're supposed to have some respect.
你在地上滚来滚去 You're rolling around on the ground...
只为了把他们的鞋子 trying to take somebody's sneakers
从汗渍渍的脚上脱下来? off their sweaty feet?
我知道你们都觉得这就是一场儿戏 I know y'all think this is all fun and games and stuff.
但是我在这次的比赛上用尽了全力 But I used everything I got on this tournament.
你有发票吗 Did you get a receipt? Huh?
没有 哥们 这钱不可以退回 No, man, the money's non-refundable.
那就凉了 That's cold.
这次是一个绝佳的机会让达克斯去见德鲁大叔啊 This a perfect opportunity for Dax to meet Uncle Drew!
别在这提那个年老的德鲁大叔 Don't start that in here with the old and the Uncle Drews.
这就像沙漠里的一粒沙似的 You're trying to throw a toothpick in a lumberyard.
这个人是我一生中见过的 The man is the greatest blacktop player
最棒的外场球员 I ever seen in my life.
他真的是这样 我曾经见过他在跟 He's real. I've seen that boy put up
毁灭者篮球队比赛时拿下四十分 40 points against The Destroyers.
就仅仅依靠他的左手和下巴 Using just his left hand and his chin.
他另一只手上拿了一个三明治 His other hand, he had a ham sandwich
还有满满的奶酪在上面 with extra cheese on it.
还有蛋黄酱 他喜欢蛋黄酱 And mayo. He likes mayonnaise.
好了 够了 兄弟 Okay, come on, man,
这就跟在说大脚怪一样 that's just like talking about Bigfoot.
大脚怪 你不能拿大脚怪跟德鲁大叔相提并论 Bigfoot. You can't compare Bigfoot to Uncle Drew.
那个混蛋还约过我妹妹 Son of a bitch used to date my sister.
他还约过我妹妹跟我妈 He used to date my sister and my mother.
他还打了 He actually hit
我八年级的老师 my eighth grade teacher.
他晚上的时候做什么不关我的事 Ain't none of my business what that man does in his bedtime.
我知道他有恋脚癖 I know he had a foot fetish.
好吧 六十年代是个疯狂的年代 好嘛? 那又能怎么样呢? All right. The '60s was a wild time. Okay? So what?
记得别克车吗? Remember them Buicks?
每个人都开着他妈的别克车 Everybody had them damn Buicks.
开车的时候坐在老式宽敞的座位上 You'd ride around, had them big old back seat.
你动不了你的屁股 You can't move your hips.
但是你仍然能动你的嘴唇 But you can still move your lips.
嘿 我可不会再原地踏步了 Hey, I ain't gonna go no further.
你只需要一些伟哥和一些袜子 All you need is some Viagra, and some dress socks.
那时还没有该死的伟哥 Ain't have no damn Viagra back then!
你得吃两个冰淇淋棒 买一根橡皮筋 You had to get two ice-cream sticks and a rubber band
才能让你那个东西站起来 to make the stuff stand up like that.
我没时间听这些 我得走了 I don't have time for this, man. I gotta go.
嘿 哦 哦 等等 达克斯 Hey, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Dax,
等等 现在你听着 hold on. Now, look.
你需要去联系德鲁大叔 知道吗? You need to go holler at Uncle Drew. Okay?
他可是个篮球大师 He's a Zen master of basketball.
但是你得相信 But you gotta believe.
嘿 听着 或许他以前很厉害 Hey, look. Maybe he was good.
但你觉得这个老头子还能打球吗? 得了吧 老哥 But you think this old man can still ball? Come on, bruh.
我得走了 老哥 我得去找一些真正的球员了 I'm good, man. I gotta find some players, man.
你会后悔的 达克斯 别再作了 You'll be sorry, Dax. Don't do that to yourself.
去找德鲁大叔 去找德鲁大叔 Get with Drew! Get with Drew!
欢迎来到丛林世界 宝贝儿 Welcome to the jungle, baby.
别挡住我 去底角 底角 底角 底角 Get out of here. Go corner, corner, corner! Corner!
传这儿 传这儿 等等 兄弟 Over here, over here, hold on, son!
看 就是那样 See, that right there,
这就是你们这一代人的问题 that's the problem with your generation.
花哨无比的动作 垃圾至极的投篮 Million dollar move and a five cent finish.
你还没出手呢 You haven't made a shot yet.
来吧 Come on!
-我空位了 -我得投了 兄弟 - I was open. - I had to shoot it, man,
我击败过的最垃圾的球员都比他们厉害 I've taken out trash that don't stink as bad as that.
如果奈史密斯博士(篮球的发明者)知道这些流浪汉在这里打这种球 Dr. Naismith would be rolling in his grave
他的棺材板都压不住了 if he knew what these bums is up to out here.
老头儿你话还真不少 You talk a lot of smack for a geriatric.
遗憾的是 刚刚说的那些话你压根没法身体力行 It's a shame you can't back any of it up.
谁说我不能? And who's to say I can't?
那好吧 我们赌什么? All right, then, what's the bet?
如果你赢了 If you win...
我会离开公园永远都不会回来 I'll leave the park and I'll never come back.
-好 -很好 - Good. - Real good.
如果我赢了 你和你的人 But if I win, you and your crew
就开始规规矩矩的打球儿 start playing the game the way it's meant to be played.
哦 那怎么说? 往装桃子的筐里投篮? Oh, how's that? On a peach basket?
打篮球就像演奏一首精心编排的交响乐 It's like a perfectly orchestrated symphony.
啥玩意? What?
没有一种乐器会比其他的乐器更重要 Not any instrument is more important than another.
那你是为了什么打篮球? And what's in it for you?
热爱 小伙子 只有热爱 Love, youngblood. Only love.
这老头说啥呢? What is this dude talking about?
都在瞎扯些什么? What the hell does that even mean?
你到底说啥呢? What are you talking about?
拿着我的坚果 Hold my nuts.
拿着你的"睾丸"? Hold your nuts?
嘿 J 瞧瞧这老头儿 Hey, J! Look at this dude out here.
所有人都离开球场 Everybody off the court.
离开球场 伙计 把你们的大屁股从球场上挪走 Get off the court, man. Get your big behind off the court.
嘿 伙计 给他点儿颜色瞧瞧 Hey, man. Give him the business.
发球吧 Ball up.
嘿 小伙儿 你最好看清楚点 Hey, young fella, you better watch that.
你不准备防我吗? Aren't you gonna get in your stance?
我已经在防守了 I am in my stance.
别着急 老爷爷 Don't worry, grandpa.
会让你有空回家去看《海军罪案调查处》 Gonna have you home in plenty of time for NCIS.
是 是 是 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
嘿 那部剧我看过 Hey. For the show I know though,
让一个流浪汉跳投也不会像你这样垃圾 even a bum ain't as broke as your jump shot.
-把球给他 J -证明一下 - Give it to him, J. - Prove it.
你想看三分雨吗? You wanna see it rain?
让它下吧 Let it rain.
三分雨 2比0 Raindrops. 2-0.
再进一颗我就赢了 Next basket wins it.
是时候展现真正的技术了 不是吗 It's getting to be about that time, ain't it?
真是 给他 Yeah, give it to him.
这场比赛结束了 This game is over.
是时候给你的手机换个密码了 It's time for you to change your PIN number.
因为你刚刚被我断球(抢劫)了 'Cause you just got robbed.
-过来 -J 加油啊 伙计 - Come on back. - J, come on, son!
你想让我告诉你犯的第一个错误吗? You want me to tell you your first mistake?
还是第二个? or your second?
怎么了 你忘记比分了吗 What's the matter, you forgot the score?
第一 你过于自大了 One. You got too cocky.
自信与自大 There's a fine line between
界限分明 年轻人 confidence and arrogance, youngblood.
放马过来 放马过来 Come on back. Come on back.
然后 第二 你头顶大开 毫无防守 And then, two, you're giving up your lead hip.
就相当于你把门大开着 You might as well unlock the door
然后让你的妻子告诉我你家瓷器摆在哪 and have your wife show me where the china is.
如果我是你 我不会那样做 I wouldn't do that either if I was you.
拜托 J 加油啊 Come on, J! No, no!
他在"料理"你的伙计 He cookin' your boy.
你 你给我回去和小孩子玩儿去吧 Man, you need to go back there and play with them kids, man.
我得分了 I get buckets.
闭嘴 老男人 Shut up, old man.
继续啊 年轻人 Go on, youngblood.
开球 Check ball.
篮球运动关乎精神状态 精神状态 This game is all mental. All mental.
真是手起刀落 Hand down, man down.
-有人有GPS吗 -不是吧 J - Anybody got a GPS? - Come on, J!
刚刚那个球得需要重新设置下邮编嘛 You know, gonna need a whole new zip code on that one.
到赛点了 年轻人 Game point, youngblood.
我并不在乎 Whatever.
你准备好了吗 You ready?
呦 我让你 Yo, I'll give you that.
不 不 不要让他 Nah. Nah, don't give him that.
你还不相信 是吗 You still don't believe, do you?
举起手防守啊 Get your hand up!
不 别给他留空位 别... No, don't give it to him. Don't...
别那样对待他 德鲁大叔 Don't do him like that, Uncle Drew!
年轻人 Youngblood.
GG Good game.
那个男人是谁 Who is that dude?
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
哦 我的天啊 老哥 Oh, my God, man.
你刚才在那边上演了一场好戏啊 That was a pretty amazing show you put on back there.
老实说 这真是我看过的 It was one of the greatest things
最精彩的比赛之一 I've ever seen, honestly.
你好吗 我的名字是达克斯 How're you doing? M-my name is Dax.
我不感兴趣 I'm not interested.
我还没告诉过你我要干什么 I haven't even told you what I'm trying to do.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
你不相信像我这样的人 You can't believe someone that looks like me
会打球打的像乔丹 魔术师约翰逊 大鸟伯德吧 can play like Jordan, Magic, or Bird.
你想利用这一点 You want to take advantage of that.
看看你是否能以某种方式从中捞好处 我了解你的工作方式 See if you can cash in somehow. I know your MO.
什么 不 不 你误会我了 伙计 What? No, no. You got me all wrong, man.
你看 我只是想和你谈谈 Look, I just want to talk to you
关于洛克公园锦标赛的事 你知道吗 about the Rucker, you know?
洛克公园锦标赛? The Rucker?
你对真正的洛克公园锦标赛一无所知 年轻人 You don't know nothing about no real Rucker, youngblood.
确实 你是正确的 我关于洛克公园锦标赛 Exactly. You right. I don't know anything
一无所知 我们中很多人都不知道 about the Rucker. A lot of us don't.
但是像你一样的人可以帮助我们 老哥 But someone like you could help us, man.
你可以将老派打法 We could combine the old school
和新派打法结合 对吧 with the new school, right?
就像新老派打法的融合 Like a old school, new school remix.
这样你可以教育所有 Where you can educate all the youngbloods
迷失了的年轻人 对吧 who are lost in their way, right?
并且向他们展示他们真正做错了什么 And show 'em what they're really doing wrong.
你做得到 You can do that.
真的有许多迷失方向的年轻人吗 啊? Is a lot of lost youngbloods out there, huh?
那里有超级多迷失方向的年轻人 简直是太荒缪了 It is so many lost youngbloods out here, it is ridiculous.
如果我能够帮助到他们 我会的 If I could help them, I would,
但是我知道我不可以 因为我也是他们其中的一员 but I don't know, because I'm lost, too.
这就是为什么我们需要你 Okay? And that's why we need you.
看 看 看 完美的例子 Look, look, look. Perfect example.
这就是 这就是你 This is, this is who you are.
你是迷雾中孤零零的灯塔 You a lonely lighthouse in a sea of fog.
事实上我有点喜欢这个比喻 I actually kind of like that.
-我喜欢 -这很恰当 不是吗 - I like that. - That's good, ain't it?
是 是 这很恰当 很恰当 Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
这就是我要告诉你的 That's what I'm telling you.
你是来拯救我们的 老哥 You are coming to the rescue, man.
你有机会在更多的观众面前教这个 You get a chance to teach this in front of a bigger audience.
在洛克公园锦标赛上 洛克公园锦标赛 At the Rucker. The Rucker.
洛克公园锦标赛 Rucker.
洛克公园锦标赛不错 The Rucker would be nice.
不过我有个条件 I'll tell you what. I'll do it on one condition.
太棒了 Yes!
无论是什么东西 只要你需要 我就给你弄来 Anything you want. I don't care what it is. I got you.
我要组建我自己的球队 It's gotta be my team.
我自己的队员 My boys.
好吧 除了那个以外 Okay. Anything but that.
不行 因为那是我的球队 No. Because it's my team.
那好吧 就算了吧 Yeah, I guess we done here.
那什么 叫啥来着... Dax whatever...
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay.
我的球队 你的人 这样可以吧 I'm in, okay? My team. Your roster.
我的队 我的人 It's my team, my roster.
哎 你要去哪 Look, where you goin'?
去趟"巧克力城" 需要开很长时间的车 It's a long drive to Chocolate City.
等等 巧克力城? 去华盛顿找谁啊 Wait, Chocolate City? What's in D.C.?
找牧师 他是我曾经交手过的最牛逼的大前锋 Preacher. He's the best power forward I ever played with.
我的意思是 但你不认识一位本地的大前锋吗 I mean, you don't know no local power forward?
就这儿的某个家伙? Somebody that stay in the neighborhood?
没时间解释了 快上车 Here she is. Yeah.
你知道吗 如果比利·迪·威廉姆斯 You know, so if Billy Dee Willams
和戴安娜·罗斯造出来一个孩子 and Diana Ross had a love child,
十有八九就是在这辆车里造出来的 it would've definitely been inside this van.
你去看看后面 Go on and look way back there.
快看 好好瞧瞧里面 Go ahead. Take a look. Take a look way back there.
没错 那里就是啪啪啪专用套房 That right there is the boom boom room.
入住这个套房只有一个规矩 Boom boom room come with one rule.
就是不能穿鞋进入 No shoes in the boom boom room.
但在这辆车的其他地方 So, I could wear shoes
我可以穿鞋吧 throughout the rest of the part of this van,
但是只是将脚靠近那房间一丁点 but if I go a couple feet back,
就得脱鞋吗 I gotta take my shoes off?
还有我为什么必须在那里脱鞋 Why do I gotta take my shoes off back there?
然后又把鞋放在这里 And I can leave my shoes on, like right here?
这不是一样的吗 It's the same space.
好吧 你必须先经过客厅 Well, it's the living room,
然后才能到啪啪啪套房 and then it goes to the boom boom room.
你看 这根本说不通 因为所有房间都在同一辆车里 See, that don't even make sense because it's a van.
一切都离着很近 Everything is right next to each other.
让我给你讲讲其他的规则 Let's go over the rest of the rules.
但我没说我不会不遵... No, but I'm saying that don't...
嘿 别撞门 Hey, don't be slamming my door.
哦 那真的很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry about that.
兄弟 你刚才也这么... Hey, man, you just did the same...
现在 咱们聊聊其他的规矩 Now, let's go over the rules.
一 我是车长 也就是我踩油门 One. I'm the pilot. Means I steer the ship.
二 我是天气预报员 我控制车内暖气 Two. I'm the weatherman. I control the heat.
你说的是暖气? Did you just say heat?
我不知道你知道不知道 I don't know if you know.
现在是盛夏 所以你应该... It's the middle of summer, so maybe you should...
三 别质疑前两条 Three. Don't be questioning one and two.
要是这几天我感觉冷了 我要开暖气的 Can't help it if I'm running a little cold these days.
四 我是DJ 所以我决定放什么歌 Four, I'm the DJ, which means I control the music.
这是啥 游戏男孩的卡带吗 What's that? Is that a Game Boy?
电子书? Electronic book?
你听听就知道了 You gonna see.
哇靠 你听到了吗? 听到了吗? Oh, yeah! You hear that? You hear that?
-这是曲目八? -你听到了吗? - That's a eight track? - You hear that?
能不能现在就启程去巧克力城? Can't we just go to Chocolate City?
不用开就到了 Don't even have to drive
还有你能不能把空调调低点? Can you at least turn down the heat?
我的眼镜都沾汗了 My glasses are sweating.
你经常穿着运动服就蹦起迪了吗? How you dancing like that in a jogging suit?
你不热吗? Are you not hot?
我真的受不了了 I'm really creeped out.
坐稳了 孩子 Gotta get the boys.
我甚至还想向上调高一度 I gotta turn up the heat a little bit though. Yeah.
你不要这样啊 Please don't turn the heat up!
自从今天早上我们就在听这首歌 We've been listening to this song
现在天都已经黑了 since this morning. It is nighttime!
好吧 Oh, yeah.
德鲁大叔 你知道这首歌吗? What you know about this, Drew?
我感觉这段旅途会很难受 I thought this was gonna be a boring road trip.
但你居然会放古典金曲 You got the classics playing, man!
小鲜肉 你知道什么叫古典吗? What you know about the classics, youngblood?
兄弟 我可了解了 I know a lot, man.
你怎么搞到声名狼藉先生的八音轨磁带的 How did you get Biggie Smalls on a eight track?
真不可思议 老兄 小M.A.F.I.A That's crazy, man! Junior M.A.F.I.A.!
小什么 Junior what?
你知道我在说什么 你知道他们是谁 You know what I said. You know who they are.
行啦 行啦 Okay. Okay.
新规矩 小伙子 New rule, youngblood.
别再说饶舌哈哈乐这样乱七八糟的东西了 None of this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
明白了吗 You understand?
什么饶舌哈哈乐 What you mean rappity-hippity-hop?
不叫这名字 这个叫嘻哈乐 That's not what it's called. It's called hip-hop.
我的车 我说了算 My car, my version.
说到风格 那是什么 Talking about styling. What is that?
首先 我告诉你 你没有风格 First of all, I can tell you don't have style.
因为你老是穿着运动衣套装 'Cause you always got on jogging suits.
一句来自戴着假金链的骗子的评价 Talkin' from the hustler with the fake chains.
这是真的 这是我的生日礼物 These are real. I got these for my birthday,
-搞自己的事去吧 -是的 没错 那链子用了 - so go about your business. - Yeah, right. Those cost...
-三张支票 -每一条花了 - Three checks! - Those cost
-五十美分 -三张支票 - fifty cent a piece. - Three checks!
我的假牙都比那个贵 My teeth cost more than that.
这才是真正的音乐 听这歌词 This is real music. Now listen to the words.
这是我在啪啪啪套房里对我的女孩们说的话 That's what I tell my girls in the boom boom room.
这是我最喜欢的部分 接着来 Ooh, this is my favorite part. Go ahead.
行了 我很抱歉 Okay. I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
别唱了 你把这歌毁了 Stop sing... You're ruining it!
首先 注意你的言辞 First off. Watch your tone.
来 试着听听这个 Look, here we go. Just listen to it. Give it a try.
来吧 Come on.
看我弄得多快 按一下播放键就好了 You see how quick I did that? I just pushed play.
不需要拿出一盘卡带 I ain't have to take out an Atari cartridge
-再把它推进收音机 -行了 行了 关了它 关了它 - and stuff it in the radio. - Okay, okay. Pause, pause.
这个怎么关 How do you pause it?
好了 小伙子 Okay, youngblood.
不要在我的车里 There ain't gonna be none of that nonsense
再放这鬼东西了 here in my car right now.
你说这个是鬼东西 You gonna call this nonsense.
这可是有史以来最伟大的说唱歌手之一 This is one of the greatest MCs of all time.
那艾斯里兄弟呢 Yeah, what about the Isley Brothers?
我不太了解他们的历史 I don't know too much of their history,
-但我等下会去谷歌一下 -什么是谷歌 - but I'll Google it later. - What is Google?
嘿 老兄 这是个教堂吗 Hey, man, is this a church?
还能是什么 Heck else it's gonna be?
我们一路风尘仆仆来到这里 Did we road trip all the way out here
是为了接一位真正的牧师吗 to pick up an actual preacher?
你有意见吗 You got a problem with that?
不 我没意见 老兄 No, I don't have a problem with it, man.
但我以为那是个昵称之类的 But I thought it was, like, a nickname,
比如"辣酱"或者"蝴蝶穿花"或者"手套"" like "Hot Sauce" or "Crazy Legs" or "The Glove."
阿门 阿门 阿门 Amen. Amen, Amen.
今日我们聚集于此 来给这个新生儿的灵魂 We're gathered here today to bear witness
受洗 哈 to the anointing... Ha!
洗礼 哈 The christening... Ha!
庇佑 哈 The blessing... Ha!
做个见证 Of this young rookie soul.
我们祈祷他健康成长 And it is with the purity of heart we pray
并且心灵纯洁 that he will one day grow
摆脱苦楚 to drive the paint...
他为什么要那样抱着他 Why is he holding him like that?
撕烂一切所谓道德正义的伪善嘴脸 ...crash the boards of moral righteousness.
别别 拜托 别 No, no, please, no.
凯文·杜兰特 My man Kevin Durant started
在金州勇士有了新的开始 a new beginning in Golden State.
布道吧 牧师 You preach, Preacher.
他会把那孩子泡水里 He's gonna dunk a baby.
一为钱财 One for the money
二为表演 Two for the show
三要做好准备 Three to get ready
噢 噢 等等 等等 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait!
嘿 老兄 你准备把那婴儿怎么样 Hey! Man! What are you doing with that baby, man?
你不能把婴儿放水里受洗 你不能那么做 You can't baptize a baby. You cannot do that.
-你不能 -嘿 达克斯 - You cannot... - Hey, Dax.
-达克斯 坐下 -德鲁大叔 让我说 我得管管 - Dax, sit down. - Drew, let me go. I got this!
这是个婴儿 对吗 That is a baby, okay?
你在为一个婴儿洗礼 对吗 你抱着这个婴儿 对吗 You christen a baby, right? You hold the baby, right?
往婴儿脸上泼一点点水他或许会哭喊 Maybe splash a little water on his face.
但这没什么大不了的 He gonna cry a little bit but no big deal.
你不能把一个婴儿按进洗礼池里呀 You don't dunk a baby in a baptismal pool.
你们是什么样的父母 What type of parents are y'all to let this
才会让这个彪形大汉抱起你的孩子 really large man pick your baby up?
他是这样做的 He did it like this.
他把你的孩子扔到背后 He put your baby behind his back.
你会让这个男人像库里玩篮球那样玩你的宝宝吗 You gonna let this man Steph Curry your baby?
真是疯了 That's insane!
啊 或许这个小矮子说得对 Uh, maybe the midget's right.
对 能把孩子还给我们吗 Yeah. Can we have our baby back?
有什么我能帮你的吗 小子 Is there something I can help you with, son?
达克斯 够了 Dax. Give it a break.
-不 -坐下 - No! - Sit down!
我不会坐下 德鲁大叔 我正在坚持我的立场 I'm not sitting down, Drew! I'm taking a stand.
-好吧 -谢谢 - All right. - Thank you.
好吧 我警告过你了 All right, I warned you.
你来自哪里 小子 Where you from, son?
我告诉你我来自哪里 我来自纽约市 如何 I'll tell you where I'm from. I'm from New York City, okay?
看看这个 小不点 Look here, Tiny Tim.
填满这个水池花了我差不多一个小时 Took me almost an hour to fill up that pool.
所以今儿必须得有个人被洗礼 你明白吗 Somebody's getting baptized, you understand?
把这个大肚腩天线宝宝泡了 Dunk this potbelly Teletubby!
不许你那样说我 You can't talk to me like that.
你们想洗礼他吗 Y'all wanna baptize him?
-对 -什么 - Yeah! - What?
把他带上去 Bring him on up.
把他像一个胖甜甜圈那样泡水 Dunk him like a fat donut.
-泡了他 牧师 -你说什么 伙计 - Dunk him, Preacher. - What are you doing, man?
不愧是我兄弟 德鲁大叔 That my boy, Drew.
德鲁大叔 为了大家你必须让他牺牲一下 Drew, you gotta make him take one for the team.
为了大家 For the team!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
为了集体你必须牺牲一下 哦 耶 Gonna have to take one for the team. Oh, yeah.
你说 "为集体牺牲一下" 是什么意思 What you mean, "Take one for the team"?
德鲁大叔 Drew,
就像是回到了过去打篮球的那些日子 just like back in the day when we used to hoop,
你仍能传出空中接力球 you could still throw the alley-oop.
感谢你把这个迷失的灵魂传给了我 Thank you for throwing me this lost soul.
最后再打一次洛克公园锦标赛? One last run at the Rucker?
第50周年纪念 50th anniversary.
你知道我说的不仅仅是第50周年 You know this is more than a 50th anniversary.
这是天意 This here, divine intervention.
我不会这么说 I wouldn't call it all that.
我不得不让贝蒂·露来负责继续运转它 I'm gonna have to run it by Betty Lou though.
让贝蒂·露负责什么 Run what by Betty Lou?
德鲁大叔的球队 Drew's putting the squad
-重聚计划 -对 - back together. - Yep.
你忘了曾经发生在你身上的事吗 牧师 You forget what happened to you, Preacher,
就是当年你在队里的时候 when you get between them lines?
不 不 不 我只是有一会儿没有穿上球衣 No, no, no. I just ain't laced 'em up
就是这样 in a while, that's all.
并且这也是有原因的 And there is a reason for that.
我有一个小问题 Quick question.
"一会儿"确切来讲是多久 What exactly is "a while"?
我是说 是几周还是 I mean, is that like a few weeks or...
30 30.
-35年 但仍然很默契 -35年 - 35 years. Still nice, though. - 35 years.
等等 35年 得了吧 兄弟 太荒谬了 Wait, 35 years? Come on, man, that's ridiculous.
霍比特人说的对 这太荒唐了 Our little hobbit is right. It's ridiculous.
现在重要的是上帝的工作 而不是篮球 It's God's work that matters now. Not basketball.
就算是上帝的工作 Just because it's God's work,
也不代表那不是普通工作了 don't mean it's not still work.
上帝的工作从来没有结束 His work is never done.
现在 我听说了你的废话 Now, I've had about enough of this.
旧约全书 第62章 第1和第2篇 Book of Psalms, chapter 62, verse one and two.
胡说 拜托 旧约全书 第23章 第4篇 Fool, please. Book of Psalms, chapter 23, verse four.
以弗所书五 第22章 王炸 Ephesians five, chapter 22, boom!
贝蒂·露书 第一章 "我说过" 篇 Book of Betty Lou, chapter one, verse "I said so."
你听到她说的了 我去不了了 You heard the woman. I can't go.
第一 霍比特人里没有黑人 对吧 One, it wasn't no black hobbits, right?
然后 第二 那是一个毒舌的女教徒 And, two, that is one mean churchwoman.
她不应该拐弯抹角说我丑 She ain't supposed to be calling me ugly like that.
好吗 我是非常英俊的 Okay, and I'm handsome.
我是小版的伊德瑞斯·艾尔巴 I'm the short version of Idris Elba.
女士们一直这么说 兄弟 The ladies say it all the time, man.
然后他还来吗 And is he even coming?
-他会来的 -你怎么知道 - He's coming. - How do you know?
篮球已经融进他的血液里了 就跟我一样 Basketball is in his blood. Same as it is in mine.
你俩老得都要进棺材了 好吗 Both of y'all old as hell, okay?
而且话说在前面 我至少是看过你投篮了 And I at least saw you play first.
我至少也得看看他投篮怎么样 I need to see him shoot at least.
年轻人 不要按常理来看 Youngblood, you can't teach seven feet.
不要按常理推断 这话什么意思 What you mean you can't teach seven feet?
-你在说什么 -哈利路亚 - What are you talking... - Hallelujah!
男人在他做的足够多以前 Man can only take so much nagging
就得忍受这么多不停的抱怨 before he done had enough.
我告诉过你了 I told ya.
他本来可以不在我耳朵旁边喊 "哈利路亚" He could have got in here without yelling
就进去的 对不 "Hallelujah" in my ear, right?
我说牧师 你应该在进啪啪啪专用套房之前 Preacher, you're supposed to take your shoes off
把你鞋子先脱掉 in the boom boom room.
你要跟我讲啪啪啪专用套房的规则? You're gonna tell me the rules of the boom boom room?
我只是确认一下我们脑子还清醒 就这样 I'm just trying to make sure we're clear, that's all.
哦 上帝 Oh, Lord.
言之过早 Spoke too soon.
我们为什么慢下来了 Why are we slowing down?
刚刚红灯了 Light just turned red.
所以呢 冲啊傻子 你知道她会有多疯狂来找我 So? Run it, fool! You know how worked up she can get.
哦 不 我现在可不想被吊销驾照 Oh, no, I ain't trying to get no ticket now.
牧师 Preacher!
我知道你在那辆货车里面 I know you in that van!
她穿着教堂礼服拿了个棒球棍 She got a baseball bat in a church dress?
我就是红粉煞星 I am Betty to the Lou.
他们甚至都不知道自己惹了谁 They don't even know who they messing with.
难道你不认识一些不需要 Don't you know any players
公路旅行就能找到的球员吗 that don't require a road trip?
不管怎么说 该怎么处理贝蒂·露的事 And what's the deal with Betty Lou anyway?
只需要一周 It's just one weekend.
是我的原因 还是这儿冻得慌 Is it me? Or is it nippy in here?
不是只有你这样 It ain't just you.
你们俩怎么了 我在这儿要热化了 What is wrong with you two? I am melting over here.
很好 看起来你在这儿能减点儿肥 Good. Looks like you could stand to lose a few.
是只有我觉得 还是矮个子的脑袋看起来 Is it just me, or is little man's head
一般大得搭不上他们的身子? abnormally large for his body?
嘿 年轻人 你的脖子得有多不喜欢你的脑袋 Hey, youngblood, how much does your neck hate your head?
-大脑袋 细脖子 -有趣的玩笑 - Big head, little neck. - Funny jokes.
他就像个婴儿玩的摇头娃娃 He was a baby bobblehead doll.
晃啊 晃啊 晃 Wobble, wobble, wobble.
实际上 我的脑袋已经是你能想到的最正常的大小 Actually, my head is the most normalest size
我已经量过我的头了 you could think of. I've measured my head.
哦豁 那你耳朵真的是小 Well, you sure got some little ass ears then.
你妈妈该获得一枚紫心勋章 生出了这么大一个瓜 Mama deserve a purple heart, passin' a melon that big.
有谁需要放着迪斯科打会盹儿? Anybody else use a disco nap?
看吧 现在来说那主意不错 牧师 See, now that is a good idea, Preacher.
这一整天我的眼皮沉沉的 My eyelids been heavy all day.
认真的吗 Seriously?
这俩人真是不靠谱 These two are unbelievable.
你好了没 You good?
准备好了 All set.
不过这里还是有点冷 Still a little nippy in here though.
这次就算了 小子 That's strike two, youngblood.
下一次 你会坐在屋顶上 The next one, you gonna be riding on the roof.
得先把他那大脑袋给削了 Not with that big ass head, he can't.
不然风阻太大 Too much wind resistance.
嘿 牧师 我能问你一个问题吗 Hey, Preacher, can I ask you a question?
我能拒绝吗 Can I say no?
你们以前那段时期都怎么了 What happened to y'all back in the day, man?
为什么你们都销声匿迹了 Why did all y'all disappear?
那得问他 Gotta ask him that.
所以 德鲁大叔 1968年发生了什么 So, Drew, what happened in 1968?
没有什么是赢点球解决不了的 Nothing a few Ws can't fix.
你真的认为篮球可以解决 You really think basketball could fix
你和大壮之间的问题 what happened with you and Big Fella?
为什么不能 Why not?
用最恰当的方式打一场比赛 会修复一切 Play the game the right way, it fixes everything.
你说的哦 You say so.
别这样嘛 老哥 你能帮我买点喝的吗 Come on, man. Okay, could you get a jug or something?
你是真的爱篮球 不是吗 You really love basketball, don't you?
篮球有让人爱不上的理由吗 What's there not to love?
篮球是世界上最可靠的东西 Basketball's the most reliable thing in the world.
不要抱怨 也不要问任何问题 Don't complain, don't ask any questions.
你运球 然后它弹回你手里 You bounce it, comes right back up.
你呢 年轻人 你打过吗 What about you, youngblood? You ever play?
不 没怎么打了 Nah, not really.
为什么没呢 Why not?
因为我不打 'Cause I don't.
这话什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
就我说的意思 我只是训练他们 It means what I said, okay? I just coach, all right?
- 我不信 - 我不打比赛 懂了吗 - I don't believe you. - I don't play, okay?
好吧 这次你来开车吧 All right. Well, you're up.
等等 你之前不是说只有你能开么 Wait a minute, I thought you was the pilot.
这段时间我想让你开 I need you to co-pilot for a spell.
地址在仪表盘上 Address is on the dash.
开我的宝贝车要当心些 Don't mess up my car.
噢 糟糕 Aw, snap!
今时丁丁不比往日了啊 Prostate ain't what it used to be.
你到底要去多少次厕所 How many times you gonna use the bathroom?
我的天 他短裤里应该装个内置便池 Jesus, man. Need like a built-in toilet in his shorts.
欢迎收看体育最新资讯 Now, please enjoy the latest in sports.
在洛克公园球场 Let's go to Rucker Park
我们的记者斯库普·杰克逊 where our man, Scoop Jackson
正在采访七胜冠军穆奇·巴斯 is interviewing seven-time winner, Mookie Bass.
你一定是在逗我 Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
我是斯库普·杰克逊 我在美国纽约哈莱姆的洛克五十周年纪念赛报道 Scoop Jackson at the Rucker 50, Harlem, USA.
这是穆奇·巴斯 Here with my man, Mookie Bass.
- 妈的 穆奇 - 让你成为 - Damn, Mookie. - So, why do you keep
常胜将军的秘诀是什么 你从来没输过 doing this, man? You have a history of just winnin'
打败一个又一个对手 and winnin' and winnin' this.
你似乎就是个不败的神话 When is it ever gonna stop?
这是个好问题 斯库普 这就像问 Hey, that's a great question, Scoop. It's like,
"你的动力是什么" 懂吗 "What keeps you motivated?" You know what I mean?
我的回答是较劲的感觉 And for me, it's a rivalry.
这是竞争意识所带来的力量 Its power is derived from rivalry, you know?
- 真的假的 - 那么你的力量源于何处 - Seriously? - What is your source of power?
托马斯·杰斐逊把车钥匙送向天空 When Thomas Jefferson sent car keys up in the sky,
然后它被闪电劈了 and then it got hit by lightning,
就这样发明了第一辆汽车 and that started the first car.
什么乱七八糟的 This don't even make sense.
我不是科学家 所以不用引用刚我说的那段话 Now, I'm no scientist, so don't quote me on this.
虽然我的确拿到了川普大学的学位 Although I do have a degree from Trump University.
但每一种力量都是有源泉的 But every power has a source for that power.
所以你的源泉是什么 So, what's your source, then?
我知道我有多大能耐 你们就别管了 He know who he is and we'll just leave it at that.
感谢百事可乐 感谢奥博托牛肉干对我的赞助 Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto.
还要感谢萘普生 Shoutout to Aleve,
那是当今最好的止痛药 the number one painkiller in the game right now.
好的那么 And there it is.
我看不下去了 I'mma just get out of here.
洛克公园五十周年纪念锦标赛 Rucker 50, Tournament of Champions,
三天之后正式开始 就在哈莱姆 仅剩三天 all going down in three days, here in Harlem. Three days.
我会去的 I'm coming.
还有三天 来吧 小迪迪 Three days, you going down, Dix.
妈的 这么多树 Damn, there's a lot of trees.
嘿 你不会想要绑架我吧 Hey, man, you're not kidnapping me, are you?
我认真的 我看过那部电影《逃出绝命镇》 I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out.
我还待在这辆车里的原因 The only reason I'm still in this van
就是因为你是个黑人老头 但如果你是白人 'cause you're a old black man. But if you was white...
德鲁大叔 你能让你女朋友们 Drew, could you tell your girlfriends
好好过个马路吗 to get across the street?
有什么需要我帮忙的吗 Something I can help you gentlemen with?
我在找一个老朋友 Looking for an old friend.
姓华莱士 名威尔伯 First name, Wilbur, last name, Wallace.
你是说 暗灯? You mean, Lights?
去街对面的戴维&巴斯特电玩城看看 Check the D&B across the street.
他习惯在午饭前投几个篮 He likes to get his shots up before lunch.
是啊 暗灯的确喜欢这样 Yeah, that is Lights.
你看 这就是我要的人 See, that's what I am talking about.
一个还在练习球技的人 Somebody actually practicing.
戴维&巴斯特电玩城
噢 Oh!
就是这样 Yeah, that's it.
- 帅 - 哇哦 空心入网呢 - Swish! - Oh, that was all net.
- 好样的 - 哥太准了 - Good job. - Boom, baby!
得分 Buckets.
妞儿 你要是能看到我当年的身手就好了 Girl, you should've seen me back in the day.
我刚投的怎么样 Well, how'd I do?
你达到了今年的最高分 暗灯 It's the highest score of the year, Lights.
意味着你来付酒钱 对吧 That means you buying drinks, right?
没错 That's exactly what that means.
意味着她不忍心告诉 Means she's too nice to tell
你这老骨头残忍的事实 a old turkey like yourself the truth.
等等 Wait a minute.
德鲁 Drew!
- 暗灯 - 真的是你啊 德鲁 - Lights. - Drew!
哥们 你怎么样 What's going on, man?
在这呢 我在这呢 I'm right here, I'm right here.
最近怎么样 What's going on?
还不错 Okay, now.
不打球的日子 你可还过得舒服 How's the release?
舒服什么啊 德鲁 我就等你喊我去打球呢 Oh, come on, Drew. Just get me to my spot.
一朝为投手 终身是投手 Once a shooter, always a shooter.
你对他说 "一朝为投手 终身是投手" 是什么意思 What do you mean, "Once a shooter, always a shooter"?
这哥们可是一球未进啊 This dude shot nothin' but bricks.
该死 牧师 我差点没看到你在旁边 Damn, Preach. I didn't even notice you over here.
你还带了谁和你一起来 Who else did you roll in here with?
他就在这呢 He's right there.
嘿 哥们 我说 这是我的私人空间 Hey, man. Brother! Okay, this is my personal space.
抱歉 Sorry.
打我来到这里我就一直在看着 Now, I got a question, because
所以我想问 I've been seeing a lot since I've been here.
你是盲人吗 Are you blind?
你是指法定意义上的的还是实际意义上的 Legally or actually?
你问的这都是什么... 你知道吗 That don't even make any... You know something?
我要 我要去冷静一下 I'mma... I'mma chill out.
德鲁大叔 能过来跟我聊几句吗 Drew, can I talk to you for five seconds?
行了 别墨迹了 你去那边凉快去吧 Yeah, yeah. You chill out.
我在找我哥们 老靴 Trying to find my boy, Boots.
哦 我是玛雅 老靴是我爷爷 Oh, I'm Maya. Boots is my grandfather.
喔 老靴是你爷爷啊 很高兴见到你 玛雅 Oh. Boots. Great to meet you, Maya.
那老小子究竟在哪儿呢 Where's the little shrimp, anyway?
他现在境况不太好 德鲁 很不好 Not good, Drew. Not good.
爷爷 Grandpa.
爷爷 你的几个朋友来看你了 Grandpa, you have some friends here to see you.
就在那里 想打个招呼吗 Right over there. You want to say hi?
看球 小个子 Heads up, little man.
喔 老炮 Yeah. O.G.
- 他的手还没生 - 是啊 - He still got it. - Yeah.
他又回来了 There he is.
近来怎样 老靴 啊 老兄 How you doing, Boots? Ah, man.
并肩作战吗 兄弟 Band back together, huh?
我也爱你 兄弟 Nah, I love you, too, bro.
看到你很高兴 It's good to see you now.
嘿 小姐 你还好吗 Hey, little lady, everything okay?
他已经好几年没有像刚刚那样笑过了 It's just been years since he smiled like that,
甚至比他试图站起来还要久 and even longer since he tried to stand.
打扰一下 你是说他好几年都没走路了 Excuse me. You said this man hasn't walked in years?
嗯嗯 很多年了 Yeah. A lot of years.
看看现在的情况 德鲁大叔 我本不想 Look here, Drew. I ain't trying to break up
去破坏你们的兄弟情深 老兄 可是 不行啊 your bromance, brother, but, come on.
现在没时间说那些了 年轻人 It's no time for that, youngblood.
我们要帮老靴收拾行李然后准备离开 Gotta get Boots here packed and ready to go.
打扰一下 你们为什么收拾行李 又准备去哪 I'm sorry. Packed for what and ready to go where?
你不会以为我们 You didn't think that we was gonna
还会把他留在这里吧 leave here without him, did you?
好了 听着 你叫德鲁 对吗 Okay, look, Drew, right?
- 叫我德鲁大叔 - 德鲁大叔 - Uncle Drew. - Uncle Drew.
我们可以去那边谈一下吗 好吗 Can I just talk to you for a second over here, please?
听我说 事情是这样的 我十分的希望 Okay, here's the deal. I am all for him
他能从这地方出去透透气 getting a break from this place
因为 平心而论 我曾经也是像他这样 'cause, quite frankly, I could use one, too.
但按照医嘱 他现在处于完全封闭精神疾病治疗期 But his doctors have him on a full psychiatric lockdown.
所以 那就意味着他不能外出 So, that means no trips.
也意味着我们要劫狱了 Just means we gotta break him out.
不行 那是犯法的 No, that's illegal.
劫狱 你在受你大脑指挥吗 Break out? Do you even hear yourself?
你真的是疯了 You are insane!
你是教练 不是吗 想个办法吧 You're the coach, ain't you? Figure it out.
好了 都听好了 每个人 就像在球场上一样 Now, look, everybody. Just like on the court,
- 我们要和时间赛跑 - 明白 - it's all about timing. - Okay.
我构思了一个计划 听好 And I got the plan. Here we go.
暗灯 我需要你走进去 然后你要 Lights, I need you to go in, and I need you
分散这里和这里的护士的注意力 to distract these nurses here and here.
一旦他得手了 牧师 Once that happens, Preacher,
我需要你进去然后直奔劫狱目标 明白吗 I need you to go in and penetrate. Right?
一路行进到心理病房然后做一个背掩护 All the way to the psych ward and set a back pick...
- 什么是背掩护 - 目标是警卫人员 - What is a back pick? - ...on the security guard.
但你一定要高质量完成这次背掩护 But make sure you do that, a good pick.
一个好的前锋要做出来一个好掩护 A good forward does a good pick,
这就是你的任务 and that's what I need you to do.
一旦他得手了 德鲁大叔 你是我的全明星 兄弟 Once that happens, Drew, you're my all-star, brother.
我需要你溜进这里 I need you to sneak in there,
没错 然后大摇大摆的推着老靴... right, and get Boots undiscreetly...
- 大摇大摆的 - ...推着他 - Undiscreetly? - ...take him to
坐着货用电梯一直坐到楼顶 the freight elevator all the way to the roof.
你知道他是坐在轮椅上的吗 You know he's in a wheelchair?
一旦你到达屋顶 猜猜谁在那里 我 Once you get to the roof, guess who's there? Me.
就是帅气的我 我会带着一捆绳子 Your boy. I'mma have a rope...
绳子? Rope?
我们具体要拿绳子干嘛呢 What do we do with that rope?
我们会把绳子牢牢地绑在轮椅上 We tie the rope securely on the wheelchair.
然后平平稳稳地把老薛 We will lower him down
- 从楼顶放下来 - 啥 放下来 - nice and slow... - Whoa, lower?
直到... Until...
谁 Who is it?
哥们 我不介意你来这 You know, I don't mind you being here,
但在我绞尽脑汁的为你制定计划 but I had to draw all this up
你就自己滚着轮椅来了吗 for you just to roll down here on your own?
好吧 进到车里来 Look, just get in the van.
这是纯粹的魔法 Pure magic.
你以为我不知道你要走这一步吗 小鬼 Think I don't know what you're up to, little man?
你以为你胜券在握了吗 You think you're slick, don't you?
这代表不了什么 不过是最后的挣扎 This ain't nothing but a full-court press.
嘣 我吃掉你的车了 I'll just take your rook, boom!
等等 等一下 等一下 Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
后退一步 哥们 Run that back, man.
重新走 这把要么输双倍 要么之前欠的一笔勾销 Run that back. Double or nothing this time.
这把要么输双倍 要么之前欠的一笔勾销 Double or nothing this time.
所以 你确定你真的要参与这件事吗 So, you sure you really wanna do this?
你知道 这个面包车里有很多老年人 You know, this van is full of old people,
而且已经开始弥漫着尿和假牙的味道了 and it's already smelling like pee and Poligrip.
确实是 但是我更希望我爷爷开心 That is true. But I wanna see my grandpa happy, you know?
他们为什么称你爷爷为老靴 Why do they call your grandpa Boots?
呃 这说来话长 Well, it's an interesting story.
他每次上场的时候 He wore the same worn out pair of kicks
都穿同一双破旧的靴子 every time he stepped foot on the court.
他拒绝穿其他的鞋打球 He refused to play in anything else.
他会告诉观众 那是他的战靴 He would tell people that they were his work boots.
你知道嘛 我觉得你为他们所做的一切 You know, I think it's really sweet
非常暖心 what you're doing for them.
我们都需要对一些事情抱有期待 We all need something to look forward to,
尽管有时这期待 只不过是场白日梦 even if it is just a pipe dream.
你说什么 白日梦 德鲁大叔可是真正的高手 What do you mean, pipe dream? Uncle Drew is the real deal.
是 但你实际上并不认为他们会赢 难道不是吗 Yeah, but you don't actually think they could win, do you?
我的意思是 你所做的这一切都不求结果 I mean, that's what makes it so sweet,
所以我才说你做这些很暖心 is that you're doing it anyway.
你基本上是烧钱 You're basically just setting
花5000美元看他们开心 $5,000 on fire to see them happy.
在我看来 这种行为很高尚 If you ask me, that's pretty noble.
这正是我啊 高尚的达克斯 Exactly who I am, you know? Dax the Noble.
我们的队伍里有一个盲人 一个甚至不能行走的人 We got a blind guy, a guy who can't even walk,
一个热衷烫发的牧师 and a preacher who still keep a perm in his head.
那下一个成员有什么特点 What's wrong with this next guy?
你来说呢 还是我们来跟他说 You wanna tell him or should we?
你们有什么瞒着我 Tell me what?
不用担心 Don't even worry about it.
噢 你确定不让我们跟你一起进去吗 Oh. Sure you don't want us to go with you?
有些事情一个人去反而更好 Some songs are best sung solo.
如果他真把你杀了 那这面包车就归我喽 Dibs on the van if he actually kills you.
保持姿势 Hold stance.
记着 年轻的小菜鸟们 Remember, my young grasshoppers,
不集中精神 without the proper focus,
你永远不会真正掌控自己的思想和躯体 you will never truly master your mind and body.
是 师父 Yes, Sifu.
同样需要记住的是 It is also important to remember,
没有一个好的防守 你的进攻毫无意义 without a good defense, your offense means nothing.
是 师父 Yes, Sifu.
现在 收功回家吧 走吧 Now, go in peace. Get out of here.
看起来像是电影《死亡游戏》中的场景重现 Look like a scene out of Game of Death.
这么多年了 你还没搞懂 All these years, and you still ain't figured out
进攻才是最好的防守吗 that the best defense is good offense, huh?
很高兴见到你 大壮 It's good to see you, Big Fella.
-天呐 他们打起来了 - 发生了什么 - Oh, my God, they're fighting. - What happened?
- 好吧 - 去找他 - Okay. - Go get him.
哥们 德鲁大叔被打倒了 Drew got knocked out, man.
我要当这次的逃亡司机 I got to be the getaway driver.
还好我带了驾驶手套 I brought my driving gloves.
那家伙真是个大块头 That dude is a giant.
全世界地位转身技术最强的篮球选手 Best drop step in the business.
干嘛 大壮 Sup, Big Fella?
刚刚你偷袭我的那一拳打得比你罚篮准多了 That sucker punch is the first free throw you ever made.
我想重组球队去打比赛 Putting the team back together.
没有你 队伍就不完整 I can't do that unless you're on board.
这次我们单挑 谁赢就听谁的怎么样 How about we play one-on-one for it?
打球并不能解决所有问题的 Can't always play your way out your problems.
至少到现在 这招一直很奏效 It's worked out pretty good so far.
- 一直都奏效吗 - 行了 行了 嘿 嘿 - Has it though? - Okay, okay. Hey, hey.
停下 Time out!
劳驾 空手道壮汉 Large karate man, excuse me.
你看起来像金刚狼的祖父 You look like Wolverine's grandfather.
但这不关我的事 你就长这样 That's none of my business, that's your look.
行了 我明白的 德鲁大叔很招人讨厌 Okay, I get it. Uncle Drew is annoying.
过去几天他都让我非常心烦 He's been getting on my nerves for the last few days.
所以 你可以不为他打球 这可以理解 So, you don't have to do this for him, that's cool.
但你不想想你其他队友吗 But what about the rest of these cats?
最后一次上球场了 大壮 One last time around the block, Big Fella.
暗灯呢 What about Lights?
和老靴在面包车里 In the van with Boots.
老靴 Boots?
我来和你做个交易 I'll sweeten the deal for you.
你想对这个人做什么都行 You can do whatever you want to this man.
- 等下 什么 - 你可以扇他 - Wait, what? - You can slap him,
你可以用空手道劈他 你可以用双节棍抽他 you could karate chop him, you can nunchuck him.
再把他打翻在地 踢他几脚 Knock him out again, kick him.
如何 你可以一脚踩在老头的屁股上 Okay, you can have a step show on his old ass body.
我都不在乎 但是加入我们吧 老哥 I don't care. But come play with us, man.
来吧 老哥 Come on, man.
我说 这个手势在功夫里是什么意思 是同意的意思吗 I mean, what does that mean in kung fu? Is that a yes?
是的 他会来的 Yeah, he's coming.
太好了 我们队里有了个大块头 Yes. We got a giant on our team!
我希望他还会打篮球 And I hope he can play basketball.
嘿 老兄 你在干嘛呢 老兄 Hey, man, what are you doing, man?
你不能开车的 You ain't supposed to be behind the wheel.
我是逃跑专用司机 I'm the getaway driver.
你什么意思 什么叫你是逃跑专用司机 What you mean, you the getaway driver?
哥们 我们不是在抢银行 Dude, we ain't rob a bank.
我能开 年轻人 放心吧 I got this, young fella, I got this.
哦 别这样 暗灯 Oh, come on now, Lights,
你知道你不能开车 you know you're not supposed to be driving.
让我开吧 兄弟 就一两个街口都不行吗 Come on, man. Not even a block or two?
不 不 你不能开车 No, no, you can't drive.
牧师 不是你老婆追来了吧 Is that who I think it is?
她到底是从哪儿冒出来的 Where the hell she come from?
- 发生什么了 怎么了 - 贝蒂·露来了 - What's happening? What? - Betty Lou is happening.
- 快走 - 为什么我们要害怕 - Come on. - Why are we scared?
- 谁是贝蒂·露 - 我的妻子 - Who is Betty Lou? - That's my wife.
我本不该离开家 I wasn't supposed to leave the house.
来吧 暗灯 你现在该从车里出来了 Come on, Lights. You gotta get out the car now.
- 德鲁 它卡住了 - 等等 大壮 在哪儿呢 - Drew, it's stuck. - Wait, where is Big Fella?
来吧 我们该走了 Come on, we gotta move.
闭嘴 我没打算跟你说话 Shut up, I'm not talking to you.
快走 贝蒂·露正快追上来了 Come on now, Betty Lou's coming.
- 谁 - 贝蒂·露快追上来了 - Who? - Betty Lou's coming.
我要杀了他 I'm gonna kill him.
暗灯 别管安全带了 Lights, don't worry about the seat belt.
- 我可以开车 - 在她杀了我们之前快踩油门 - I can drive? - Gas it before she kill us!
不许伤到我的车 明白吗 Not a scratch, you hear me?
没问题 德鲁 I got you, Drew.
- 系好安全带 - 踩油门啊 傻子 - Buckle up. - Punch it, fool!
喔呼 Whoo-hoo!
你开错方向了 You're going the wrong way!
你在倒车 You're going in reverse!
暗灯 转弯 转弯 Lights, turn, turn!
暗灯 Lights!
一个人指挥 行吗 One voice, all right?
你们一起喊 我都不知道听谁的了 Ears can't take all that hollering.
撞过来了 Incoming!
你左边有个旧货车 绕开它 You got a old pickup to your left. Just curl around it
像你跳离到你的投球点一样 like you're jumping off to your spot.
准备迎接撞击 Brace for impact!
上帝啊 求你帮暗灯握好方向盘 Jesus, take the wheel.
- 停车 - 不 - Pull over! - No!
你不知道你在跟谁做对 霍比特人 You don't know who you're messing with, hobbit!
我不是霍比特人 女士 我是个男人 I'm not a hobbit, lady! I'm a man!
上高速公路 她从不上高速的 Hit the freeway! She won't drive on no highway!
转个方向盘 马上逃出生天 Spin it to win it.
什么 What?
哦 你们想让我继续开吗 Oh, y'all want me to keep driving?
不 No!
我觉得我自己开得很好啊 I thought I did okay myself.
什么都没有 Here goes nothing.
付款被取消
走吧 女士们 上巴士 上巴士上去 Let's go, ladies. On the bus. On the bus.
嘿 嘿 教练 劳驾 Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me.
你好吗 兄弟 我叫达克斯·温斯洛 兄弟 How you doin', man? Dax Winslow, brother.
这些穿着队服的女孩儿 Are these girls just wearing uniforms
只是穿穿而已 还是说她们是球队的正式球员 just to be wearing them? Or are they any good?
你不是本地人 是吧 You're not from around here, are you?
我们可是连续两届州冠军 Two time, back-to-back state champions.
我赌100美元 我的队员 I got $100 that say my guys
就在那边 能赢了这些舞会皇后 right here could destroy these prom queens.
你给他们买保险了吗 You got life insurance policies on these guys, right?
希望你也取得了她们父母的同意 Hopefully, you got their parents' permission.
不接受你的挑战岂不是很不礼貌 It would be impolite of me not to take your bet.
- 赌100美元 朋友 - 成交 - $100, man. - Sold.
听着 大伙儿 我们需要练习 对吧 Look, guys, we need to practice, okay?
什么意思 你是说现在 What do you mean? Right now?
这可能是我们唯一能争取到的机会了 Look, this might be the only opportunity we get.
外公怎么办 What about Grandpa?
你知道他不能打球的吧 You know he can't actually play, right?
对 我估计这位小霍比特人能代替他打 Yeah, I figured the little hobbit could take his spot.
听着 蓝精灵老爹 没人问你 Look here, Papa Smurf, okay? Nobody asked you.
而且 我们只需要派出四个人就好 And, look, if we just gotta play with four people,
那这场比赛就会是四对四 then we'll do just four-on-four.
我们离比赛只剩一天 就他么剩下一天了 We got one day, one damn day, until the Rucker.
我们需要准备好 外面见 大伙儿 We need to be prepared. Meet me outside, guys.
快点儿 大壮 Come on, Big Fella.
来吧 木马们 快防守 Let's go, Trojans. Match up, now.
传球 Pass the ball.
没人防我 传球 I'm open! Pass the ball!
给 牧师 Yeah, Preach.
棒 Oh, yeah.
进了它 Make it rain!
这球投得真水 That's a ladies' ball.
我没人防 I'm open.
加把劲儿 Come on.
等一下 Wait a minute.
别啊 大伙儿 加油 Come on, guys, come on!
- 顺下 - 传球 - Get down. - Pass the ball.
快点 Hurry up!
动起来 老人家们 Move those old bodies!
让我来秀一把 Let me get some of that.
帮我挡拆 守住 Wave me over. Match up.
去前面 去前面 Up top, up top.
哦 这让我想到了以前 Oh, this is bringing back memories now!
该死 Goddamn!
大壮 Big Fella!
你他妈... You mother...
根本不是你想象的那样 是吧 Not exactly what you were expecting, huh?
对 他们都是渣渣 No, they are garbage.
的确 但他们很开心 Yeah, but they're smiling.
我是说 这肯定是有意义的 对吧 I mean, that's gotta count for something, right?
看看这些家伙 我是说 Look at these guys. I mean,
暗灯如果没有条盲道指引他的话 Lights couldn't make a basket
他根本没法投篮 if he had a braille trail to it.
进球！ Raindrop!
大壮和德鲁大叔在交谈 Big Fella and Uncle Drew, they're talkin'.
- 你刚刚被防住了 - 传球 科比 - You're not open to me. - Pass the ball, Kobe.
拜托 大伙儿 Come on, guys!
交给我 I got it.
暗灯要出动了 宝贝儿 等等 Lights out, baby. Wait a minute.
看见没 她们打得真好 You see? That's good basketball.
你够不到 你够不到 Barbeque chicken, barbeque chicken.
我在这儿 Lobster in the house.
大壮 上篮 上篮 Big Fella! There you go! There you go!
你最好后退些 Better step out.
- 别啊 - 暂停 - Come on. - Time out!
看见她们是怎么无球跑位的了吗 See the way they move without the ball?
她们在打团队篮球 They're all connected as one.
让我想起了我们以前的日子 Reminds me of us back in the day.
我们 Of us?
如果她们再进一个球 大伙儿 咱们就输了 If they score one more point, fellas, that's it.
拜托 德鲁大叔 你告诉我这些家伙能打球的 Come on, Drew, you told me these dudes can play.
这个老兄甚至看不见 This guy right here can't even see.
瞧 我站他面前瞎比划 Look, I'm standing here doing this.
他都不知道我在比划 He don't even know I'm doing that. Okay?
而这位老兄 他练空手道 And this dude, he's a karate man.
他现在居然还冥想上了 He's meditating right now.
你们都得加把劲 德鲁大叔 现在就靠你了 Y'all gotta get it together. Drew, it's on you now, man.
别再传球了 Stop passing the ball.
你就是主唱 队伍的领袖 You are the lead singer, the leader of this team.
你是格拉迪斯·奈特 而这些家伙就是种子乐队 You are Gladys Knight and these dudes are the Pips.
这就是个练习赛 年轻人 放松些 It's just a scrimmage, youngblood. That's all it is.
这不仅是个练习赛 好吗 It's not just a scrimmage! Okay?
听着 我压了100美元在这场比赛上 Look, I bet $100 on the game.
- 什么 - 我还能怎么办 - What? - What am I supposed to do?
老哥们 我们连油钱都没了 Man, we don't have no more gas left.
我们已经别无他途 你想让我怎样做 We're just runnin' on fumes. What you want me to do?
伙计们 他们再得一分 Look, guys, they need to score
我们就输了 必须防住 one more time. Just stop 'em.
你们有身高优势 You're really tall.
你们把胳膊抬起来就行 他们就是一群小姑娘罢了 Just put your arms up, they're little girls.
哎 还是输了啊 Come on, man!
干得漂亮 伙计们 好好运动 深呼吸 努力打球 Good job, guys. Stayin' alive, breathing. Good effort.
非常漂亮的团队合作 姑娘们 非常漂亮 Great teamwork, girls. Great teamwork.
干得漂亮 干得漂亮 Good game, good game.
干得漂亮 女士 Good game, ladies.
嘿 教练 Hey, Coach.
下次赌球记得还找我们队 Pleasure doing business with you.
没错 我和我的队友们 Yeah. Me and the fellas teamed up
帮你把钱凑了出来 to take care of that for you.
我就是不太明白 I just don't understand
为什么你不向我们要油钱 why you ain't ask us for the gas money?
不是什么大事 跟我们说就行 It's not a big deal. Just had to tell us.
并且 要记住 And, remember,
格拉迪斯·奈特离了种子什么都不是 Gladys Knight ain't nothing without the Pips.
听着 德鲁大叔 我很感谢你们 Listen, Drew, I really appreciate you guys
刚才帮我把钱付了 having my back back there, right?
但这并不能改变现实 But that doesn't take away from the fact
就是我们球队 that we got our butts kicked
被一群小姑娘虐成狗 by some teenage girls.
事实上 也许我们该 Matter of fact, maybe we should look
- 再多找些队员 - 不可能 年轻人 - to get some more players. - Forget that, youngblood.
我的队员 我的队伍 My roster, my team.
我们两个能谈谈吗 Mind if we talk for a minute?
我刚刚在想 以前我们俩打挡拆 I was thinking about the way we used to run pick and roll.
或许能有不错的效果如果... Might make sense if...
好吧 Fine.
你还好吗 牧师 Everything good back there, Preach?
只是想我的贝蒂·露了 Just thinking about my Betty Lou is all.
你很快就会回到她的怀抱里的 You'll be back in her arms before you know it.
是的 到这里会让我们花点儿时间 Yes! It may have took us a while to get here,
但我们最后还是到洛克公园了 but we are finally here at the Rucker.
许多为人所熟知的伟大篮球远动员 Some of the greatest basketball players
都在这里打过球... you've ever seen have played in this...
给我们一点时间好吗 年轻人 You mind giving us a minute, youngblood?
好的 Okay. Sure.
我们到了 伙计们 We're here, fellas.
哦 天啊 Oh, man.
这些年来 我走南闯北 全国的露天球场 I played on damn near every outdoor court
我几乎打个遍 in the country over the years,
但和你们一起 but battling between the lines,
在这个球场上战斗 就像回家了一样 with you fellas here, always felt like home.
我懂你 德鲁 我懂你 Feel you, Drew. I feel you.
我给你们每个人准备了点东西 I got each of you a little something.
我知道你一直不喜欢这个样式的眼镜 Now, I know you never liked the way they looked,
但医生在这里放镜片是有原因的 but Doc put a lens in there for a reason.
戴上后慢慢爽吧 Take your time, now.
现在 去帮助他把运动眼镜戴上 Now, go help him put it on. Put it on.
为什么你们什么都不说啊 Why didn't y'all say anything?
伙计 你们看起来...太老了 Man, y'all look so... So old.
我觉得他能看见 I think he can see.
牧师 那张脸 And, Preach. That face!
我能看见了 暗灯重返光明 兄弟们 I can see! Lights out, baby!
呀吼—— Whoo-hoo!
太棒了 太棒了 德鲁大叔 Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew.
欢迎回家 暗灯 欢迎回家 Welcome home, Lights. Welcome home.
我知道你还记得这个 I know you remember this one.
我们九岁的时候 你送把这个送给了我 Gave it to me when we was nine.
你曾告诉我… You told me...
告诉你它会帮你发现 Told you it would give you a strength
你潜在的力量 you didn't even know that you had.
它也真的做到了 现在该你了 And it did. Now it's your turn.
哦 过来投篮 牧师 过来投篮 Oh, come finish this, Preach. Come finish it.
好的 牧师 All right, Preacher!
耶 宝贝 Aw, yeah, baby.
老靴 你不会以为我会忘了你吧 Boots, you ain't think I forgot about you, did you?
1968年就把它们扔在货车后座了 Left 'em back in the van in '68.
我想总有一天还会用得上它们 Figured they might still got a little spring to 'em.
好 Yeah.
一点也没变 对吧 Just like you left 'em. Hmm?
我也爱你 兄弟 I love you, too, bruh.
放轻松 Easy now.
你先别激动 Let's see if they fit before you start
试试它合不合适再说吧 going and getting all emotional on me.
不 等等 他是不是... No, wait. Is he...
他站不起来的 他... He can't get up. He...
耶 耶 Yeah. Yeah.
哦 太棒了 Oh, nice.
就跟你第一次穿上这双鞋一样帅 Look as good as the first time you put 'em on.
是的 Yeah.
耶 靴靴 Yeah, Bootsie!
没错 老靴 就是这样 That's it, Boots. That's it.
就跟呼吸一样 篮球已如本能 想忘掉都做不到 Kinda like breathing. Couldn't forget how even if you tried.
我把最好的留在了最后 I saved the best for last.
砖城二对二锦标赛 Brick City Two-on-Two Tournament,
那时我们15岁 when we was 15 years old.
一起夺得了人生的第一个冠军 First tournament we ever won together.
是啊 Yeah.
这仍就不是道歉 This ain't no apology.
别白费心思了 Don't even try it.
大壮 大壮 Big Fella. Big Fella.
嘿 杰丝 开门啊 是我 达克斯 Hey, Jess. Come on, open up, it's me. It's Dax.
我组好了一支球队 Yeah, I got a team now.
我真的觉得我们有机会了 I really think we got a chance.
你有没有想过先打个电话 Did it ever occur to you to call first?
我当然想过 It did occur to me to call first.
但是你把我电话挂了啊 我打不通 But I couldn't because you cut my cell phone off.
我挂你电话是因为我已经跟你这个废物分手了 That's because I broke up with your pathetic ass.
但你知道吗 But you know what?
我的新男友对我无微不至 My new boyfriend, he took care of everything.
等等 你的意思是你交了新男朋友? Wait, what you mean, you got a new boyfriend?
我们才刚分手 We just broke up...
嘿 你好吗 Hey, what's up?
你这是什么表情 What's that facial expression?
看上去像被人抢了女朋友的样子 You look like someone just took your girl.
哦 的确是这样 Oh, that's right.
哦 我想事情就是这样的 Oh, I think that's what happened, though.
是的 Yeah.
抱歉 我们没听到你敲门 Sorry we couldn't hear you knocking
因为我们刚刚在洗澡 'cause we was in the shower.
我们还没洗干净呢 对吗 We weren't gettin' clean, were we?
对 还没洗干净 No, we weren't.
- 是啊 我们刚要玩点污的 - 玩污的 你真下流 - No, we were getting dirty. - Dirty. You so dirty.
你们两差不多行了 我还站在这呢 好吗 Y'all know I'm standing here, right?
我能拿走我的球衣然后离开这吗 Can I just get my uniforms and get out of here?
- 你的球衣? - 是的 - Uniforms? - Uniforms.
- 怎么说 - 我组好了一支球队 - How come? - I got a team.
- 你组了队 - 是的 - You got a team? - Yes.
哇奥 兄弟 你可以啊 -Aw, that's cute, bruh.
- 真够可以的 - 拿去吧 - That's real cute. - Here ya go.
祝你好运 嘿 你能给我做早餐吗 Good luck. Hey, will you cook me breakfast?
恩 给你煎个蛋卷吧 宝贝 Mmm, I'll make you an omelet, boo.
哦 我要你"搅"你鸡蛋 Oh, I'mma scramble your eggs.
女士们 先生们 男孩们 女孩们 欢迎你们 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
来到洛克公园50周年锦标赛的现场 to the Rucker 50th Tournament of Champions.
我是杜克·探戈 I am yours truly, Duke Tango.
今天我们将为您呈现最顶尖的 Today we bring you the best of the best
洛克球队 获胜队伍将获得10万美金 of the Rucker crowd and $100,000.
没错就是10万美金 That's right, $100,000,
这一切都发生在美国哈莱姆 and it's all here in Harlem, US of A!
这里就是大战开始的地方 This is where it happens.
不成功便成仁 This will make you, this will break you.
我们开始吧 第一场比赛 Here we go! Game one.
山顶独行侠队对战主场优势队 Hilltop Mavericks versus Homecourt Advantage.
来吧 我们开始吧 Let's do this! Let's do this! Oh, yeah!
尽管是在这个球场 也会有几天 It's one of those days
观众不是很多 when the crowd is a little thin.
是我的错觉 还是人本来就这么点 Now, is it me or is it empty in here?
不 牧师 不是你的问题 Nah, Preach, it ain't you.
我们过去常常在两倍这么多的人面前打比赛 We used to ball out in front of twice as many people.
小伙子 我不知道你为什么要选这个来当队名 Youngblood, I don't know about this name.
兄弟 我是从巧克力城来的 Bruh, I'm straight from Chocolate City.
恩 我想 伙计们 我们更需要关心的是目前的处境. Yeah, I think, guys, it's more about where we are now...
停 听着 现在不是名字的问题 Stop! Look, it's not about the name.
伙计们 我们没有第五个队员 We don't have a fifth player, guys.
如果我们找不到其他人 我们就得放弃 If we don't get nobody else, we gotta forfeit.
我们需要大壮 他在哪 We need Big Fella. Where is he at?
他会来的 He'll be here.
是吗 要是他不来呢 Yeah, but what if he's not?
我很确定你穿的这双是篮球鞋 I'm pretty sure those basketball shoes.
看看你的小腿 Although, your calf-to-shoe ratio
虽说不太尽如人意 is not all that great.
是啊 他的体型也差劲 Yeah, and his body's really bad.
根本就跳不起来 It's not built for jumping.
行了 听我说 Okay. Okay. Let me tell y'all something...
我不打球 I don't play basketball.
没错 我的小腿是不怎么样 And, yes, my calves don't match my body.
七岁之后我的小腿肌肉就再没长过 I done had these calves since I was seven.
去看了医生 Went to a doctor, saw somebody, and he was, like,
医生也没办法 "Hey, man, we don't know what we can do about it."
太好了 他来了 Yes! He is here.
黑救世主 又名金刚狼祖父...这下来了 The Black Messiah. Grandfather. Okay.
他来了 他来了 - Don't. He is here... - He's here.
所有球员上唱 Everybody get on the court.
我们快走 Let's go.
干嘛呢 让开 What are you doing? Move!
你有话要跟我说吗 Something you wanna say to me?
我们现在在打球赛 We're in the middle of a game!
你俩能好好打球吗 Can we get some help out here?
我不知道中场那发生什么了 I don't know what's going on
不过肯定是对他们球队不利的 at the half court position, but it ain't helping 'em.
他们是打起来了吗 Are they fighting?
你不说我是不会动的 I'm not running down until you say it.
- 说什么? - 你知道说什么 - Say what? - You know what.
我现在不想谈关于她的事 I'm not talking about her.
嘿 暂停暂停 Hey, hey, hey, timeout.
嘿 干嘛呢 干嘛呢 Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey.
把话讲明白 你俩干嘛呢 Come here, bring it in. What are you two doing?
我背着老伴跑出来 I ain't run out on my old lady
可不是为了看你们在这扯淡 just so we can come out here and play like this.
我不玩了 I'm out.
不行 你哪也不能去 德鲁大叔 Hey, nah, you're not going nowhere, Drew.
你就老实在这 You will stay right here.
我不知道你俩在场上玩的什么花活 And I don't know what you two are doing.
你说你要教教这些年轻人 You said you wanna teach the kids
该怎么打好球 how to play the game the right way.
但是和队友吵架绝对不是怎么打好球的一部分 But this is not the right way, arguin' with your teammate.
我们就好好打球怎么样 我们是一个团队 Let's play some basketball! We are a team.
团结合作 老哥们 加油 Bring it in, guys. Come on.
不论你俩之间发生过什么 打完再解决 Whatever y'all got going on, work it out after the game.
来 手搭上来 一起数到三 Bring it in. Harlem Money on three.
- 一... - 咱赶紧赢下来吧 - One... - Let's go get this money, man.
快来吧 Come on.
好吧 好好玩吧 Well, just play.
球赛继续 Back to live action,
让我们拭目以待 here we go!
现在是老靴持球 This is Boots with the ball.
传给了德鲁大叔 漂亮 德鲁大叔轻松上篮得分 Over to my man, Uncle. Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew!
现在是蚊子持球 This is The Mosquito with the handle.
噢 不 被德鲁大叔断了 Oh, no, no, no! Steal away for Uncle!
看看这个运球 Look at the handle.
都75岁了还老当益壮 75 years old and still can't admit it.
自私的混蛋 Selfish son of a bitch.
德鲁大叔又开始秀了 Uncle Drew doing it once again.
现在是第三节了 德鲁大叔手感依然火热 It's the third period, baby. The Uncle Drew Show continues.
哈林土豪篮球队正在依靠德鲁大叔的精彩发挥赢下这场比赛 Harlem Money is running away with this one.
再进一球 他们就锁定胜局可以晋级下一轮了 Another basket and they will be going to the next round.
你怎么就不承认你做错了 How come you just can't admit you messed up?
我们几乎都不认识她 We hardly even knew her.
事实上 Matter of fact, I bet you can't
我打赌你连她姓什么都记不住 even remember her dang name.
我连她姓什么都记不住? You don't remember her dang name?
我娶了她 你个混蛋 I married her, punk.
来起来吧 来 Come on, baby. Come on.
你想把这事解决吗 You really wanna make this right?
那就得面对事实 Stop running from the truth.
珍妮弗·J·哈里斯 1945年10月9日--2016年5月18日
不敢相信 Can't believe you ended up
你最后还是娶了她 marrying her anyway.
我也不敢相信 Can't believe you slept with her
你在决赛前睡了她 the night before the finals.
我那时爱着她 I loved her.
我不清楚你当时知不知道，但是 I don't know if you knew this, but...
我知道 Yeah, I knew.
我一直知道 I always knew.
我假装不知道假装了五十年 Spent five decades pretending like I didn't.
但是我看到当时在公园里你看她的眼神的时候 But I saw the way you looked at her
一切就都清楚了 when she walked in the park.
那你当时为什么还要这么做 So, why'd you do it, then?
我也爱她 I loved her, too.
我很抱歉 大壮 Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry.
我这一辈子都觉得很抱歉 I've been sorry my whole damn life.
真这么觉得吗 You mean that?
每一个字都是真的 I mean that with everything I got.
如果有后悔药 我绝对会吃下去 If I can go back and change it, I would.
相信我 Believe me.
我需要你多给我传球 I need you to feed me.
抱歉你说什么 Excuse me?
你可能不知道 You may not understand this,
我投篮投的的很准 but, uh, I can really shoot the ball.
让大壮发挥发挥 对吧 Let the Big Fella eat, huh?
好好给你露两手 Like The Last Supper, baby.
反应太慢 反应太慢 Oh, too slow, too slow.
嘿，这可和我预想的有点出入啊 Hey, that ain't no figment of my imagination.
有些人说话可是当放屁咯 Somebody 'bout to eat their words.
坐在这的是谁啊 这不是德鲁吗 That's Drew there. Hey, Drew, hey!
看看 看看 来 抓他两下 再闻闻 Look at that face! Go ahead, scratch and smell him.
好好看看闻闻 Scratch and smell him.
- 真是本尊呢 - 是啊 - You real. - Yeah.
这可是德鲁本尊啊 德鲁本尊在这呢 可不是幻象 He real. He real man. This ain't no hologram.
时光荏苒啊 你怎么样 安琪罗 Been a minute, Angelo. What's goin' on?
是啊 岁月如梭啊 Oh, been a minute.
看到你真的很开心 德鲁 我真的很开心 Good to see you, Drew. Always good to see you.
赢下来之后你打算用这笔奖金做什么 What you gonna do with all that money when you win?
- 你刚才说什么? - 买个手包 手包啊 德鲁 - Come again? - The purse. The purse, Drew.
那可是一大笔钱就在你嘴边呢 The hundred stacks of high society at stake.
就像一座金山 You know, the duckets.
我们那时候还没有手包这种东西呢 Wasn't ever no purse back in the day.
没错 根本就没有 No, it wasn't ever nothin' like that.
那可是10万美金呢 But $100,000 of cash, baby.
要是我 我是绝对会报名的 I'd sign up, you know what I'm saying?
你把我当傻子吗 年轻人 You think I'm stupid, youngblood?
10万可不是个小数目 Hundred grand is a whole lot of money.
听着 我本来是想和你聊这件事的 Look, man, I was gonna talk to you about...
是吗 什么时候 嗯? Yeah, when? When?
年轻人 你根本不懂我 这项运动... You just don't get it, do you, youngblood? This game...
以及我对它的热爱 这些对我来说是神圣的 The love I got for it, it's all sacred to me.
你跟我说你也爱篮球 You told me that you love the game.
你爱个屁 You don't love the game.
你不过是在利用它 You use it just like you use everything else in your life.
你就是个骗子 You ain't nothing but a hustler.
老哥 你跟谁说话呢 Hey, man, who you talking to, man?
嘿 我跟你说话呢 Hey! Talkin' to you, man.
注意点语气 年轻人 Watch your tone, youngblood.
你认为我不爱篮球吗 You don't think I got love for this game?
这世界上没谁比我更喜欢篮球球 Don't nobody love this game more than me.
乔丹86年季后赛打凯尔特人单场63分 我见证了 Talkin' about Jordan, 63 against Boston. I saw that.
莱特纳逆转肯塔基 Laettner's turnaround against Kentucky.
伯德最后的抢断绝杀 Bird steals the ball to win
帮助球队在东部决赛击败活塞 the Eastern Conference Finals to beat the Pistons.
我爱篮球 所以我才去见证这一切 I saw all of that and I loved it.
但是您猜怎么着 我爱篮球球但它不爱我啊 But guess what, the game never loved me back.
发生什么了 So, then what happened then?
我投丢了一个关键球 I missed a shot.
我出手了 结果被帽了 I shot it, it got blocked.
我被羞辱了 所有人一夜之间都离开了我 I was humiliated. Everybody walked out on me.
这可能是你第一次坦诚面对事实 Now, that's the first real thing you've done said.
真才是真正的你 达克斯 That's the real Dax.
来吧 我们一起去赢下比赛 Now, come on, let's go play this game.
爱篮球才是最重要 年轻人 其他都不重要 It's about the love, youngblood, nothin' else.
- 太棒了 - 漂亮 爷爷 - Yes! - Get it, Grandpa!
是大壮 This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella.
哈哈 身子打开了 Ah, shit, I'm loose.
大叔持球 看大叔这个球要怎么处理? Uncle looking at it. What he gonna do with it?
- 牧师 - 天呐 他太准了 - The Preacher! - Oh, in the name of Jesus!
你们听好 我可是找回状态了 Finally gettin' my legs back, y'all.
德鲁大叔传球给暗灯 This is Uncle Drew to Lights.
- 哈林队 - 好球 暗灯 - Money! - All right, Lights!
这就是为什么他们叫我"暗灯" The reason they call me Lights.
漂亮！ Yeah!
你这小体格 别想进内线 Don't bring your little ass in here.
-这样就行? -对啊 - And that's it? - That's right.
你喜欢这些美照 就在屏幕上向右滑保存 不喜欢就向左滑 You swipe right if you like 'em, left if you don't.
前天你还什么都看不见呢 You couldn't even see the day before yesterday.
嗯 说的对啊 Mmm-hmm. Exactly.
所以我全都右滑保存了 That's why I'm always swipin' right.
这更像是个以量取胜的游戏 It's more of a numbers game.
现今时代跟以前不大一样了 是吧? Looks a little different these days, don't it?
她要是一直这么跳舞 那男的可就要高潮了 She gonna get him pregnant if she keep dancing like that.
要不是我腿脚不行了 If I wasn't so sore,
我们就能到舞池里大秀舞姿了 we'd get out there and show 'em our old routine.
嘿 小子 看我们你笑什么? Excuse me, son, do we amuse you?
你们都快80岁了 还来这俱乐部 Yo, you're in the club, and you're pushin' 80, bro.
还有 你哥们这是什么造型啊 弗雷德里克·道格拉斯吗? And what's up with your boy, Frederick Douglass?
嘿 Hey!
听说他还是个伟人呢 Heard he was doing great things.
帮我拿着啤酒 Hold my beer.
爷爷 Grandpa!
别伤到自己 老头 Don't hurt nobody, pop.
有好戏看喽 他们是要在这斗舞了 Ah, yeah! Gonna get real grody up in this joint now!
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God!
哦 哦 哦 Oh! Oh! Oh!
知道吗?我以为你爷爷 You know somethin', man? I did not think your grandfather
这辈子都得坐在轮椅上了呢 would ever get up out that wheelchair.
我也是这么想的 我以前听过他年轻时的故事 Me neither. I heard stories,
但我不知道他打球这么厉害 but I never knew he could play like that.
你父母给了你多少钱 So how much your parents paying you
让你来照顾你爷爷? to watch your grandfather?
为什么非得有人给我钱我才这么做? Why does anybody have to be paying me?
就不能是我喜欢跟家人在一起吗? Why can't I just enjoy spending time with my family?
呃 这个...我确实不了解 Well, I wouldn't know anything about that.
因为我没有家人 所以... 'Cause I never had one. So...
你怎么能说你没有家人呢? What do you mean you never really had one?
那他们又是你的什么人呢? What do you call those guys?
说实话 我今晚真的很开心 I honestly had a lot of fun tonight.
我也是 Me too.
那个...我想我们该走了 Well, I guess it's time to go.
啊 是啊 我们离开这了 然后... Yeah, we should go ahead and get up out of...
他不会亲她的 He ain't gonna do it.
嘿 Hey.
-嘿 -抓住机会啊你 - Hey. - It's you!
不行 不能亲 No! Mmm-mmm.
-你的机会来了 -亲她啊 - You open! - Take a shot!
抱歉 我的走了 我得喝点水 Sorry. I'mma go. I need some water.
-好吧 -因为我喉咙干的要死 - Sure. - 'Cause my throat is dry.
恩 是啊 我也是 一会儿我也得喝点儿水 Yeah, I know how that is. I'll take care of this.
休息一会儿? 那谢谢你了 Take a gap? Thank you, appreciate that.
呃 不用客气 Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.
谁去教教他 Anybody give him some training
该如何跟女孩子说话? on how to talk to a lady?
行了 老哥们 我什么也不想听 Okay, look, man, I don't wanna hear that.
什么也别说 好吗? 一个字我也不想听 Anything, okay? Not one single freakin' word.
也许她该把高跟儿鞋脱了 Maybe she should've taken her heels off.
小子 我跟你讲 据我所知 I'll tell ya, youngblood, last time I checked,
如果你不主动出击 那你成功的几率就是零 you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
我们走吧 Yeah, let's get out of here, man.
我们把他背出去吧 Let's give him a piggyback.
大壮 你在干嘛? Big Fella, what are you doing?
我们给他背出去 We'll give him a little piggyback.
现在赛程只剩下两支球队了 马上就是冠军争夺战了 That's right. Two down, two to go. We almost there.
嘿 你那个老年队球员们还好吗? Yo, how's that geriatric team of yours, bro?
你给他们每人都配备了急救警示手环了吗? You get 'em all individual Life Alert bracelets?
嘿 你怎么穿我的衣服? Hey, man, are you wearing my clothes?
什么? What?
这是我的衣服 你穿的是我的衣服 Yes, that's my shirt. You got on my shirt, man.
说得对 我穿了你的衣服 That's right, I got on your shirt.
又或是你穿的是我的衣服 Or maybe you got my shirt on.
-什么?等等... -什么?等等... - What? Wait, wait. - What? Wait, wait.
-这是我的衣服 -这是我的衣服 - That's my shirt. - That's my shirt.
-你穿的是我的衣服 -你穿的是我的衣服 - You got on my clothes. - You got on my clothes.
-别学我说话 你个疯子 -别学我说话 你个疯子 - Stop it! You're crazy. - Stop it! You're crazy.
对 我就是个疯子 我正在变成你 That's right. I'm crazy. I'm being you.
一个人想要战胜他的对手 The only way to defeat one's enemy
唯一的办法就是把自己变得跟对手一样 is to become one's enemy.
-你个疯子 -你个疯子 - You're nuts! - You're nuts!
-你个精神病 -你个精神病 - You're psycho! - You're psycho!
我们决赛见 达克斯 精神病 I'll see you in the finals, Dax. Psycho.
就这 我能玩他们一整天 All day.
大壮 干得漂亮 Yes! There you go, Big Fella!
要的就是你这种表现 大壮 That's what I'm talking about, Big Fella!
没进 哥的篮板 Off shot! Handled it.
-好篮板 -对 继续上 - Good rebound! - All right.
哦 还想投篮 哥帽不死你 Oh, shot, shot, shot. Get that out of here!
-什么战术? -向后撤 - What do I do, what do I do? - Just back up.
哦 对 我记得这个战术 Oh, yeah. I remember this play.
追不上了吧 命中3分 Too late. Got 'em.
对 就这么打 暗灯 Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about, Lights.
这球场你说了算 You are the man!
接球的是老靴 老靴深入敌方内线 This is Boots. Boots goin' down death valley!
哦 太帅了 Uh-huh! Baby!
比赛还剩下十几秒钟 Harlem Money is going to the finals,
哈林男子篮球队就要进决赛了 with only seconds left in the ballgame!
-还没虐够他们吧? -这不过是开胃甜点而已 - Still hungry, huh? - Just a little dessert.
嘿 大壮 来个三分吧 随便玩 Hey, take the three, Big Fella, why not?
进不进都不重要 比赛大局已定 This is to send 'em. They're already there.
没关系啦 大壮 That's all right, Big Fella.
大壮 Big Fella.
大壮 大壮 大壮 大壮 Big Fella. Big Fella. Big Fella.
快去叫医生 Somebody get a doctor.
快过来 Come on!
抱歉 大家请让让 让我过去 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Let me in here.
大壮倒在球场上了 The Big Fella is down.
躺好 大壮 你会没事的 Stay here, Big Fella. Stay in it.
-做心脏复苏术 -哦 天啊 - Beginning CPR. - Oh, Lord,
给他点空间 给他点空间 give him some room, give him some room.
你没事吧 大哥 You're okay, boss.
快醒醒 大壮 快醒醒 大壮 Come on, Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella.
医生说了 Doctor already said
他已度过危险期了 he's been through the worst of it.
那我们怎么办? So, what... What do we do now?
你不是因为老了才不打球 You don't stop playing 'cause you get old.
而是你决定不打球的那一刻 你才真的是老了 You get old 'cause you stop playing.
牧师 Preacher!
我听说大壮的事了 Hi. And I'm so sorry
真是可惜了 他会好起来吗? about the Big Fella. Is he gonna be okay?
我一直都非常想你 But I've been missing you so much.
来 抱抱 Come here, come here.
我也想你了 老头子 I missed you too, baby.
听我说 Now, look.
如果你不想让我去打球 我就不打了 If you don't want me to go ball, I don't have to ball.
傻瓜 得了吧 经过这一切还能不打?你一定要打球 Fool, please, after all this? You're playing.
事实上... Matter of fact...
咱俩想到一块儿去了? You saying what I think you're saying?
是的 我们俩想的一样 牧师 I'm saying what you think I'm saying, Preacher.
那我们去打比赛? So we gonna ball?
嗯 我们去打比赛 So we gonna ball.
要的就是你这句话 老伴儿 That's what I'm talkin' about, boo.
欢迎啊 我们都等着你上场打球呢 Welcome! This is what we've all been waiting for.
这是场年轻球员向老球员的挑战 The new be versus the old.
也是老球员向年轻球员证明自己的比赛 这是善与恶的碰撞 The old be versus the new. The good be versus the bad.
他们还会像1968年那样 不参加冠军赛吗? Are they gonna be a no-show like they did in 1968?
不 他们不会 But, no, they're not.
他们来了 他们真的来了 观众朋友们 Here they come! They're here! Here they come, baby!
他们真的来了 太棒了 Here they come! Aw, yeah!
比赛即将开始 We got a game on our hands!
爷爷 上场比赛之前 Okay, Grandpa, you gotta take your pills
你得把药吃了 好吗? before you start, okay?
牧师 我们也得吃药 Preacher, we gotta take our pills.
蓝色小药丸(指伟哥)可别吃 留着晚上用 Not the blue ones. Save those for tonight.
好了 今晚比赛我们要怎么样? It's all right. What we gonna do?
-我们要赢 -我们要赢下这场比赛 对吗? - We gonna get this win. - We gonna get this win, right?
听好 我们为大壮赢下这场比赛 好吗? Look, this one's for Big Fella, okay?
一 二 三 喊大壮 一 二 三 So, Big Fella on three. One, two, three.
大壮 Big Fella!
上场吧 C狗 虐死他们 Here we go, C-Dawg! Let's do this, baby.
你没问题的 德鲁大叔 你才是王者 You got this, Drew. You the man, bruh.
记住 你是球队的核心 You put this team together, remember that.
你的球员 我的球队 Your roster, my team.
对 你的球队 上周 哥抢走了你的球队 That's right, your team. Last week, I took your team.
昨天 哥抢走了你的女友 Yesterday, I took your girl.
今天 哥要抢走你的奖金 Today, I'm gonna take your heart.
老兄 你... Man, you've...
好啊 Okay.
-停下 -停啥 - Stop it! - Stop what?
-像我一样把手抱在胸前 -像我一样把手抱在胸前 - Folding your arms like me. - Folding your arms like that.
老兄 我们一定要赢啊 Let's get this win, baby.
好运 小年轻们 Good luck, youngblood.
噢 取胜的关键可不在运气 老头儿 Oh, luck ain't got nothing to do with it, Old Dusty.
"老头儿"? "Old Dusty"?
皱纹牧师 你要布道些啥呢 Pastor Wrinkles, what's the word, man?
你们年轻人就会开玩笑 Young fella got jokes.
-鞋带没系 -哪一只? -暗灯接球 -冠军时刻 - Shoe ain't tied. - What shoe? Huh? 1747 - Lights! - Championship time!
那特么是最原始的骗人技巧了 Oh, that's the oldest trick in the book!
你们就打算眼睁睁...快 抢球啊 You gonna let him... Oh, come on, now!
传给大叔 跳投 Over to Uncle. Jumper.
失球 In and out.
没什么的 大伙 That's okay, guys!
传给卡斯帕 我的天 一记好球 The bounce pass to Casper. Casper, oh, my God!
对 好好看看 Oh, yeah, I need you to see me.
把你的眼镜擦亮点 老头 好好看看老子是谁 Wipe your goggles, old fella. I need you to see me.
-你今天一整晚都会不停看到我 -让开 傻瓜 - You gotta see me all night. - Man, move. Fool, please.
-就是这样 卡斯帕 -加油啊 德鲁 - That's right, Casper! - Come on, Drew!
大叔带球 This is Uncle.
过了中场线 贝蒂传球 Cross the mid-court line. Betty...
暗灯投球 没中 Lights out! No good!
老天 Oh, man!
就是这样 他们太高看老头们了 That's right, old people are overrated!
传给卡斯帕 这个球场上的幽灵 Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost.
他真是一球未失啊 Nothin' but the bottom of the net.
快醒醒 加油 Wake up! Come on!
灌 灌 灌 Up! Up! Up!
-这记球你们肯定喜欢 -太棒了 - You gotta love it! - Yes!
马里奥 来到对方球场 Mario, comin' back down court,
传给比茨 kickin' it over to Beazy!
我们只会进球 We makin' baskets!
没错 我们只会进球 That's right, we makin' buckets, baby.
德鲁大叔传球 贝蒂接球 Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty!
跳投被劫 Betty Lou jumper no good.
他们在争球 在争球 They fightin' for it, baby! They fightin' for it!
贝蒂·露抢到了球 投吧 Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou!
进了 贝蒂·露 进了 There you go, Betty Lou. There you go!
你们该不会不知道那其实是男扮女装吧 You know that's really a man.
德鲁拿球 I got Drew.
慢点打 慢点打 Slow it down. Slow it down.
哟 他们累了 他们累了 一股疲意袭来 They tired, yo. They tired. The fatigue's settin' in.
-贝蒂·露 换边 -疲意袭来 - Betty Lou. Switch it! - Fatigue's settin' in.
甚至能听到他们的膝盖在磨损 You can hear their knee caps grinding.
大叔传球 贝蒂·露 Uncle, Betty Lou.
三分 Downtown!
你居然要让一个女孩赢过你? You gonna let a girl score on you?
球场幽灵卡斯帕灌篮 This is Casper the Friendly Ghost.
我的天 Oh, my God!
就是这样 就是这样 Oh, that's right. That's right, baby.
转身 再来一次 Turnaround, once again.
卡斯帕 好球 兄弟 The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby!
谁快去防防卡斯帕 快去啊 Somebody get on Casper, come on, man!
卡斯帕 Casper!
操 妈的 Damn, man!
主场优势上半场 Homecourt Advantage is running away
大比分领先 with the first half.
电视坏了 My TV ain't working.
你觉得我像电工吗 Do I look like an electrician?
我认识的 好吗 I know, right?
对 就是他 布莱恩 Oh, yeah, that was him. Brian.
这有电视吗 Y'all got a TV?
只是判断一下 我和她 Just judgin'. Me and her,
在谈关于瑞秋的事 we're talkin' about Rachel.
你来自哪里 你的名字是什么 Where you from? What's your name?
我是来自斯塔顿岛的凯西 今日如何? I'm Kathy from Staten Island. How you doin'?
谢谢 你呢? 哦 等等 Thank you. How you doin'? Oh, wait. Come on.
你是我的受害人 You're my victim.
呸 我的意思是 我的病人 I mean... I mean, my patient.
那是我的队 我以前跟他们一起打球 That's my team right there. I used to play on that team.
快 伙计们 搭手 Okay, guys, bring it in.
让我们来次绝地反击 Let's turn this game around.
为了大壮 一 二 三 So, on three, Big Fella. One, two, three.
-为了大壮 -我们走吧 兄弟们 - Big Fella! - Let's go, guys.
第三节开始 哈莱姆篮球队以16分落后 Harlem Buckets down by 16 at the start of the third.
比赛开始 Here we go!
球场幽灵卡斯帕 三分球 Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown!
去防人啊 Get in front of your man.
老靴拿球 看他的了 Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it.
老靴晃过对手 暗灯三分 Boots makin' his move. To Lights from downtown.
时机未到啊 Not this time.
雷诺兹·拉普传给卡斯帕 Reynolds Wrap to Casper.
这次别想投 给我放下 Not today. Give me that.
别在我的半场造反 Please, not in my house.
-喂 那是个犯规动作 -就是这样 - Come on, now. That's a foul! - That's what
-就该这样防 -你知道她犯规了 - I'm talkin' about. - You know that's a foul.
我以前打球的地方 不流血就不叫犯规 Where I'm from, it's no blood, no foul.
-你特么在哪打球呢 -老子在地狱打球 - Where you from? - I just came from Hell,
打爆恶魔的屁股 我就是这么打球的 whooping the Devil's ass, that's where I'm from.
-别吵了 -那可是对上帝的不敬 - Break it up. - That's not godly.
他们可是为了耶稣才群交的啊 They gangbangin' for Jesus.
直播继续 精彩继续 Back to live action! Here we go!
偏了 彻底偏了 Deflected! Goin' the other way!
拦的好 你们继续加油 赢他妈的 Good block. Come on, y'all, let's get it.
大叔拿球 看他的身手 离开篮板 牧师补刀 Uncle, look at him! Off the backboard to Preacher!
操蛋 拿球啊 继续打 Damn, man! Get the ball, let's go!
我的篮板 我的主场 小崽子 My backboard, my house, sucker.
就要这么打 That's what I'm talkin' about!
继续得分吧 牧师 Put it home, Preach!
就要这么打 That what I'm talking about!
卡斯帕拿球 传给马里奥 This is Casper with it. Kicks it over to Mario.
跳投 没进 Jump shot. No good!
对 就这样 我们能行 Yes! That's right, y'all, we got this.
传球 右传给贝蒂·露 He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou!
老天爷 Oh, my!
-我的老天 -没错 - Oh, my! - Yeah!
好球 Yes!
大叔来挽回颓势 Uncle to the rescue!
去防那个老头子 Get on that old man!
哈莱姆篮球队正试着挽回败局 Harlem Buckets are trying to come back.
卡斯帕拿球 卡斯帕 看你的了 This is Casper with it. Casper, looking at it.
你在干啥呢你 Come on, now!
我来 I got this.
老老老老老老老靴带球 B-B-B-B-B-B-Boots with it.
靴儿将球从对手胯下带过 Booty through the defender's legs.
看老靴的了 Look at Boots.
太棒了 比赛要结束了 兄弟们 Yes! Way to finish, man.
简直难以相信 I can't believe it.
他们正试图挽回败局 They're trying to make a comeback.
雷诺兹·拉普传给卡斯帕 三分球 Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30!
终结时刻 It's shut down time.
贝蒂·露 投吧 Now shoot, Betty Lou. Get 'em.
传给贝蒂·露 好球 Over to Betty Lou! Good!
别当缩头乌龟 Get your head out your ass.
妞儿 我就知道娶你没错 I knew I married you for a reason, girl.
惺惺相惜嘛 宝贝儿 Game recognize game, big daddy.
比赛继续 德鲁大叔拿球 Here we go. This is Uncle Drew with the ball.
你们俩狭路相逢 谁会赢? It's him and you, you and him. What you gonna do?
谁会赢? What you gonna do?
德鲁退后一步 左手跳投 Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper...
我就说嘛 我就说嘛 What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?
哈莱姆篮球队 就这么牛逼 Harlem Buckets, baby.
带球 Kicks it out over.
我来 我的篮板 我的篮板 Oh, I got this. My board, my board. Let's go.
你逗我呢? Are you kidding me?
他开始接球 让暗灯亮起来吧 Here he go. Light the light.
-蹦 -暗灯闪亮全场 兄弟们 - Bang! - Lights out, baby.
这下还有两分要追了 That makes it a two point lead.
比赛继续 快速突破 Here we go! The fast break!
快 快 There we go, there we go!
你休想灌篮 I got ya now!
没错 就这样 暗灯 That's what I'm talking about, Lights!
-把球拍出球场 -犯规了 快罚啊 - Get that outta here! - That's a foul! Come on now!
-暗灯? -看到了吗 - Lights? - You see that defense?
没事吧 暗灯 起来吧 You all right, Lights? Get up, man. Get up.
暗灯 暗灯 伤到哪里了 Lights. Lights, where does it hurt?
- 脚踝 - 好的 好的 坐起来 - Ankle. - Okay, okay. Sit up.
嘿 你在下我套吧 温斯洛 Yo, that's bush league, Winslow.
你害得我的选手受伤下场了 You took out my player.
拉倒吧 你在说什么啊 Man, what are you talking about?
你的低配詹姆斯刚刚把我的队员撞倒了 Your boy, James Unworthy, just knocked my boy out.
死骗子 你们就会耍诈了 Cheatin'-ass cheaters. Y'all need to cheat to cheat.
没事的 没事的 It's gonna be all right, it's gonna be all right.
我还是太老了 I'm getting too old for this.
我们该怎么办 兄弟 What are we gonna do, bruh?
暗灯下场了 我们该怎么办 Lights is out. What we gonna do?
- 你什么意思 - 你说"我什么意思"是什么意思 - What you mean? - What you mean, "What I mean"?
我们没有多余的选手了 We have no more players left.
你是时候上场了 不是吗 It's your moment, ain't it?
不 我都跟你说过一百万次了 No. I've already told you a million times.
我不会上场的 好吗 I'm not playing, okay?
再说 我几十年没打过球了 兄弟 Plus, I ain't played in decades, bruh.
那他们打过吗 And they have?
德鲁大叔 这不一样好吗 Drew, it's different, okay?
他们打球是真的有水平 They were actually good when they played.
听我说 小伙子 Listen to me, youngblood.
你以为你是唯一一个 You think you're the only one
让过去的一个错误决定了一生的人吗 that made that mistake that defined their life.
我一生都在奔波 I've been on the road my whole life.
我没有真正的朋友 I got no real friends.
我去一个又一个城市打球 你想知道为什么吗 I'm bouncin' city to city. And you wanna know why?
因为我自负到说不出一声抱歉 Because I got too much pride to say I'm sorry.
你知道那就是什么感受吗 You know how that sounds?
自负到对爱你的人 Have too much pride to say you're sorry
连一声简单的抱歉都说不出 to the people that love you?
你绝对不能变成那样的人 年轻人 Don't you dare be like that, youngblood.
你会更好的 You be better than that.
就是现在 This is the moment.
你是要逃跑 You gonna run away from it,
还是要挺身前进然后战胜它 or you gonna step up and take it?
你拿主意 Choice is yours.
这就对了 兄弟 拿冠军啊 That's right, bruh. Championships.
现在就是决定命运的时刻 This is destiny now.
满足我一个要求我就上场 I'll play under one condition.
什么要求 And what's that?
让我防那个白人小伙子 Let me guard the white boy.
上吧 Let's roll!
只剩一分九秒了 伙计们 It's a minute and nine second left, folks.
打扰一下 暂停 暂停 Excuse me. Timeout, timeout.
- 暂停 暂停 - 你是谁 - Timeout, timeout! - Who are you?
我是协助教练 I'm the assistant coach.
我来看一下这个小矬子 I'm here to make sure that he's tall enough to ride
够不够资格被我男人虐 the ride that my man about to put him on.
你在做什么呢 兄弟 What are you doing, man?
这样应该判技术犯规之类的 This should be a technical foul or something.
我要把你踹出这个球场 I'mma kick you off this court
就像我把你踹出我家一样 like I kicked you out my house.
- 就是这样 - 这太毒舌了 好吗 - That's right. - That's mean, okay?
不好意思 我不知道 Excuse me? I don't know
你是谁 还有你在讲什么 who you are or what this is about,
但能请你回到看台吗 but could you please take it back to the stands
- 这样我们才好打球 - 你又是谁 - so we can play some ball? - Who are you?
如果你还吵你就会知道老娘是谁了 If you keep talking, you're gonna find out.
噢 跟我装逼你可别后悔 宝贝 Oh, you about to find out, honey.
我可有一大合唱队的朋友 I come from a long line of choir members.
所以 我们会拍掌回击你 So, we gonna clap back!
- 对 这就对了 - 我赌你会的 - Yeah, that's right. - I bet you do.
我拍拍掌你就会滚出这里 别和我斗 Just clap you up out of here. Don't play with me.
- 我不会 - 我爱你 宝贝 - I will not! - I love you, baby.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
我们相信你们 凶一点 We believe in you guys. Be aggressive.
- 好了 - 我在干什么呢 - All right. - What am I doing now?
带上了你的女朋友来玩心理战术吗 Brought your girl, playin' mind games.
没人怕你的 Ain't nobody scared of you, man.
噢 没人怕我吗 Oh, ain't nobody scared of me?
- 我们一绝高下吧 - 达克斯在球场上干什么呢 - Let's do this, man. - What's Dax doing in the game?
后面有我 后面有我 I got your back. I got your back.
- 抄底了 达克斯 抄底了 - 好呀 - Trail, Dax, trail. - All right.
嘿帮忙啊 德鲁大叔 Yo help Uncle Drew.
不用协防 来啊 单挑啊 No, move. Come on.
如果是他和你 你要怎么防 It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do?
来啊 宝贝 老子单打你一个 白人天勾 Let's go, baby. Let's ball, baby. Vanilla Sky!
噢 现在领先四分了 Oh, it's a four point lead now.
加油啊 小伙子 这球进得太容易了 Come on, youngblood. That's too easy.
听着 不会有下次了 好吗 Look, it won't happen next time, okay?
大叔慢慢地运过来中场线 Uncle gently across the mid-court line,
只剩下几十秒了 with seconds left.
他会对防他的人造犯规 He's gotta foul whoever may be guardin' him.
大叔传给了牧师 Uncle to Preacher.
牧师进球了 噢 天呐 上帝啊 It's the Preacher, man. Oh, baby, hallelujah!
感谢上帝吧牧师 感谢上帝吧 Praise the Lord, Preacher, praise the Lord.
轮到我们来 Here we go now.
哈林队必须用防守逼迫对手失误一次 Harlem Money in desperate need of a turnover.
如果没有失误 主场优势篮球队就可以夺冠回家了 If not, Homecourt Advantage can walk away and win it all.
上吧 Here we go.
那个白人拿着球在干嘛呢 What that white boy doing with that ball?
噢 他在跳摇摇舞 Oh, he's doing his shaky-shake.
对了 That's right.
断得好 达克斯 断得好 Good steal, Dax, good steal.
上啊 达克斯 投篮啊 Go on, Dax, shoot it!
让球飞出去啊 达克斯 Let it fly, Dax!
投篮啊 投篮啊 举起球来 Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up.
- 加把劲 达克斯 投篮啊 - 投中它啊 兄弟 - Come on, Dax! Shoot it! - Take that shot, bro!
暂停 Timeout.
暂停 你又让我 Timeout? You gonna make me have
再犯一次心脏病啊 孩子 another heart attack, boy.
嘿 他刚刚犯规了 Hey, he fouled me on that.
你说他没有犯规 You're saying he didn't foul me?
那是一个打手 裁判 That was a reach, ref.
我们上吧 Let's go.
好的 放松 听着 我有办法了 Okay, relax. Listen, I got this.
德鲁大叔 他们防不了你的 兄弟 Drew, they can't guard you, man.
我们只需要你突破到篮下 All we need you to do is just penetrate to the bucket,
做你一直在做的事 do what you've been doing,
防守会被集中在你身上 the defense will collapse on you.
他们一旦这么做 你就把球传给贝蒂·露 Once they do that, you kick it out to Betty Lou.
贝蒂·露投三分 就这样 Betty Lou will take the three. That's it.
比赛结束 执行战术 就这样 Game over. Game plan. That's it.
什么 认真的吗 这样打有什么问题 What? Seriously, what's wrong with that play?
你能做到的 You'll make it.
你说什么 Excuse me?
德鲁大叔是对的 他们根本就不防你 Drew's right. They're not even guarding you.
因为我不准啊 暗灯 It's a reason for that, Lights.
忘掉过去吧 向前走 Leave the past in the past, move on.
你可以的 达克斯 You got this, Dax.
我们不需要你一直很优秀 We don't need you to be great all the time.
我们需要你优秀这一次 We need you to be great this one time.
你能做到吗 我们相信你 Can you do that? We believe in you.
如果我没投中呢 What if I miss?
如果你投中了呢 What if you don't?
你能行的 You got this.
现在 上吧 Come on now.
我们上吧 赢了这场比赛 Let's go. Let's bring it in.
我们一起上 We in this together.
你能行的 三分球 一 二 三 You got this. Buckets on three. One, two, three.
进球 Buckets!
牧师 牧师 牧师 Preach, Preach, Preach.
万一发生了什么 我们没有暂停了 好吗 In case something happens, we got no more timeouts, okay?
你确定 You sure?
是 我确定 我们最后一次暂停用完了 Yeah, I'm sure. We used our last one.
我发誓我们还有一次 I could have swore we had one more.
就是现在 为了奖金 This is it. This is for the money in the bank.
为了最终的荣誉 This is for all the marbles.
加油 加油 达克斯 Come on, come on, Dax.
绝杀时刻 落后两分 进一个三分就能赢 Buckets, down by two, a three can win.
比赛还剩八秒钟 Eight seconds left in the ball game.
现在是大叔在带球 大叔 看着时间 This is Uncle with it. Uncle, looking at it.
大叔传给了霍比特人 Uncle over to Hobbit.
太好了 我们赢了 我们是冠军 Yes, we won the Rucker, baby! We won the Rucker.
我就说你行的 That's what I'm talkin' about, baby!
我们做到了 兄弟 我们做到了 We did this, man! We did that!
你是条汉子 You the man!
穆奇 嘿 穆奇 Mookie! Hey, Mookie!
打得不错 老兄 Good game, man.
打得不错 Good game, bro.
我知道你在搞什么 跟我打心理战 I see what you're doing now. Playing mind games with me.
行啊 我们明年再见 来日方长 Okay. I'll see you next year, bruh. The cycle continues.
伙计们 我们赢了 Fellas, we did that, y'all.
把他举起来！ Pick him up!
举我? 嘿 别别别 Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no.
他太重了 伙计们 He's way too heavy, boy.
他脑袋太大了 His head too big.
估计他这个大脑袋有90磅重 Head weigh about a hundred pounds.
我得离开一下 I'll be back, y'all.
嘿 Hey.
干得漂亮啊 Oh. This is nice.
- 我一会就回来 - 好 - I'll be back. - Okay.
就是这样 There ya go. That's what
早就该亲她了 小伙子 I'm talking about, young fella.
你可是英雄 达克斯 The hero, Dax.
伙计 我真为你骄傲 Man, I'm damn proud of you.
你投中了绝杀 You took that last shot.
如果你不敢出手 你永远也不可能进球 You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take.
比赛用球就给你了 Game ball goes to you.
这是你的队伍 你的队员 Your team. Your roster.
不止如此 你们还是我的家人 Nah. My family.
大家伙 看到你身体没有大恙我真开心 Big Fella, man, I'm really happy that you're okay, man.
要是有什么事情... And if anything...
我们真的... We were all really...
好的 听着 我付了医药费 Okay, look, I paid the bill.
谢谢 Thanks.
我必须付钱 你知道为什么吗 I had to pay the bill. You know why?
因为家人就该彼此照应 That's what you do for family.
嘘 你还在讲话吗 Shh! You still talking?
嘿 看电视 我们上了体育台了 Hey, check it out, we're on SportsCenter.
所有人都不看好他们 包括我们 Everyone was clowning him, including us.
但是 你们今晚是冠军 Well, you're number one tonight
这次你是进了真正的十佳球 in the right top ten for this right here.
达克斯·温斯洛 三分球绝杀 Dax Winslow, all three of these,
帮助哈莱姆篮球队赢得了洛克公园50周年纪念锦标赛 and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50.
我对他的故事始终不解 I'm still baffled by a lot of this guy's story.
说真的 我不知道的东西太多了 但是我知道 I don't understand a lot, frankly, but I know this much.
他从一个笑话变成了一个英雄 He went from a punchline to a hero,
而且在洛克公园这个传奇的球场上 getting carried off on his teammates'
他能让他的传奇队友们把他扛在肩上 shoulders in Rucker.
恭喜你 达克斯 Way to go, Dax.
导演 查尔斯·斯通三世
哟 哟 哟 Yo, yo, yo,
编剧 杰朗·吉诺
这里是年度最佳教练 达克斯 亲爱的 here's the coach of the year. Dax is here, baby.
我赢得了冠军 I be the Rucker champ.
制片人 马蒂·博文&怀克·戈弗雷
留下语音信息吧 Just leave a message, you know,
趁我还让你留言 when I give you the chance.
嘿 达克斯 是我 Hey, Dax, it's, uh, me, Jess.
执行制片人 路易斯·阿尔贝德 阿齐尔·里弗斯 马克·吉尔巴
等你有空了 给我回个电话吧 When you get a chance, give me a call back.
嘿 达克斯 又是我 Hey, Dax, it's me again.
执行制片人 科林·斯梅森 佩里·罗杰斯 杰夫·维斯勒
你的手机一定是没电了 Your phone must be dead,
因为它一直给我转接留言箱 'cause it went right to voicemail.
你记不记得我那次做的鞋子投资 Do you remember when I made that investment
执行制片人 埃里克·菲格 约翰·费舍尔
你还记得吗? in them shoes? Do you remember that?
你记得吗? 记得吗? You remember that? Do you remember that?
执行制片人 迈克尔·弗林 麦克·厄普顿
记得吗? 记得吗? Do you remember that? Do you remember that?
我想让你知道 I wanted to let you know that I went ahead
我已经把穆奇赶走了 and kicked Mook to the curb.
摄影导演 克拉什
我发现我的电话又被转接到语音留言箱了 Uh, I noticed the phone went straight to voicemail again.
美工设计 道格拉斯·J·米尔丁克
你还记得我吗? 达克斯 你不记得了? Do you remember that? Hey. Dax, do you remember that?
剪辑 杰夫·弗里曼 肖恩·瓦拉
我联系了几个黑社会 I am affiliated with several gangsters.
我会查出你在哪 I will find out where you at.
服装设计师 乔妮塔·布恩
我们会去你家 We gonna come over to your house.
我让你一分钱没花的住在我家这么久 I let you stay in my house rent-free for all that time.
音乐 克里斯托弗·棱纳兹
我恨你 达克斯 I hate you, Dax.
音乐指导 斯蒂芬妮·迪亚兹·马托斯
但是我曾经那么爱你 But I love you so much.
我不知道你为什么要这样子对我 I don't know why you're doing me like this.
联合制片人 杰森·布朗 亚当·哈特 杰·朗吉诺
你知道吗? 去你的 达克斯 You know what? (BLEEP) you, Dax!
凯里·欧文
我得确认一下我在幕后 Gotta make sure I get the behind the scene,
在幕后 behind the scene.
里尔·莱尔·哈瓦瑞
太棒了 Yeah.
沙奎尔·奥尼尔
谢谢你们跟着我 看我化妆 I appreciate you guys following me to makeup.
克里斯·韦伯
但是现在 你们得走了 But now, you gots to go.
雷吉·米勒
内特·罗宾逊
丽萨·莱斯利
埃丽卡·阿什
哇！ Wow!
蒂凡尼·哈迪斯
尼克·克罗尔
选角导演 维多利亚·托马斯
凯里·欧文可就藏在这里面 Kyrie's under here somewhere.
哦 不 Uh-huh. No.
嘿 暗灯刚才叫我 Hey, girl. Lights just called me.
牧师 你把圣经藏在教堂里 然后找不到了吗? Preacher, you put your Bible in the club and can't find it?
等会 等会 Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold on.
我不能再参加比赛 I can't play in that tourney
不能再次被那个白人小孩盖帽了 and let that little white boy block my shot again.
在给我个布丁吧 虽然我吃了可能会拉肚子 Give me a pudding even though it's gonna give me diarrhea.
嘿 我不是要故意抓你的脸的 Hey, I don't mean to grab your face.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
等会 我要悔一步棋 Hold up, hold up. Run it back, run it back.
你不想跟那个 Don't you wanna go with a coach
长得像被压路机压过的乌克尔的教练 who straight up looks like Urkel
一起离开这吗 got put in a trash compactor?
这不是你想干的事情吗? Isn't that what you want?
等会 拿回去 拿回去 Wait a minute. Run that back. Just run it back.
你不想和一个 Don't you wanna be coached
长得像多彩巧克力豆一样的教练一起训练吧 by a dude who looks like an M&M?
这次要么翻倍 要么清账 Double or nothin' this time.
要么翻倍 要么清账 Double or nothin', double or nothin'.
嘿 伙计 Hey, man, you don't
你不能在体育馆里随便吹哨 blow no whistle in my gym.
行 好吧 停下 Okay, that's... Okay... Stop!
小霍比特人可以替他 Or little hobbit here could take his spot.
你叫谁霍比特人 本叔叔 Who you callin' a hobbit, Uncle Ben?
本叔叔 Uncle Ben?
你知道我什么意思 给我买点饭来 You heard what I said. Get me some rice.
不不不 No, no, no...
小子 我不想听这些嘻嘻哈哈乐 Youngblood, I can't take this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense.
你说"嘻嘻哈哈乐" You say "hippity-hoppity."
如果兔子们也会玩音乐的话 That's something rabbits would make.
它们就会这样玩 If rabbits made music,
这就是所谓的嘻嘻哈哈乐 it would be called hippity-hoppity.
你知道我这车多老了吗 比你还大 You know how old this van is? Older than you.
我猜也是 老伙计 I assume it is, brother.
这车里可有不少故事 Lots gone down in here.
之前有东西把你现在坐的座位弄脏了 Somethin' went down here, stained that seat.
感觉还好 Feel good about that.
车里有微波炉 你还在到处铺了地毯 Got a microwave in here, you got carpet everywhere.
别说你还在后面 Ain't no tellin' what old women
上过老太太 you'd have back there.
也许那老太太是你妈妈呢 Probably had your momma back there.
- 你说什么... - 哦 - You ever say... - Ooh!
提醒你一下 我是个孤儿 I'm an orphan, for your information.
所以我不知道我妈是谁 So I don't know who my momma is.
这就是我所说的小调 This is what we call a ditty now. Ooh.
女士... 这曲子太疯狂了 My lady... That ditty just crazy. Mmm!
我懂了 这可是正版货 I got it. This is the real version.
我们不应该这样不尊重经典 We not goin' be disrespecting a classic like that.
在它出版之前你还是个... That came out before you was...
- 你得装作在开车 - 哦我忘了 - You have to drive. - Oh, I forgot.
出去吧 快! Get out of here. Go!
在《精灵也疯狂》之后 已经过去这么久了 Courses. I've come a long way since Kazaam.
太恶心了 That is sick!
我在一家杂货铺找到的他 I found him in a grocery store
他当时正在往最高的货架上放东西 putting cans on the top shelves.
这就是他最擅长的本事 That's all he's good for.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
你就是我的碧昂丝 好吗? You are my Beyonce, okay?
不是丹特 不是白人版丹特 也不是杰夫 Not Dantay, not White Dantay, not Jeff,
更不是这个看起来像新版本乐队里的人 and not the dude who look like he sang with New Edition.
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
要着火了 Rapid fire. I gotta go rapid fire.
来吧 看看这 Here we go. Watch this right here.
这是什么鬼 What is this, man?
看起来就像一条死虫子 That look like a dead inch worm.
你这是在扮谁啊 摩根·弗里曼吗 Who you trying to be? Morgan Freeman?
先生 你今天这场比赛打的太帅了 You played a heck of a game today, sir.
谢谢夸奖 教练 Appreciate you saying that, Coach.
你有没有想过重新进入大学 You ever think about re-taking those SATs?
在那儿你可是还有四年机会呢 对吧 You have four years left of eligibility, right?
可能我更想做一个孤独的蓝魔吧 教练 I'm more of a Blue Devil man myself, Coach.
加油啊 达克斯 Come on, Dax!
太慢了 德鲁 太慢了 Oh, too late, Drew. Too late.
你的老寒腿快断了吧 德鲁大叔 Your old-ass legs broke up on you, Drew.